”You don't even know my name, yet I still allowed you to untie my blindfold.”
"Correct, but knowing what I look like is worse than not knowing your name"
“Well, what would be the equivalent of knowing what you look like?”
"Nothing"
“You sure?”
"Yes"
“So then how am I able to help you without seeing you?”
"i do not know"
“…I assume you have had negative experiences with people seeing you, yes?”
"Correct"
“Like, on a scale of 1 to 100, how bad?”
"100"
“Ah. Well then I don’t know what to do.”
"Agree"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*this is going well* Old man focuses his senses to try and determine what is happening (insight check: 14 + 4)
*What is happening about what?*
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*this is going well* Old man focuses his senses to try and determine what is happening (insight check: 14 + 4)
*What is happening about what?*
*im trying to determine how to help ShadowDude, phrased that badly above mb*
They seem to just be sad, and trying to repay what they did to people
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*this is going well* Old man focuses his senses to try and determine what is happening (insight check: 14 + 4)
*What is happening about what?*
*im trying to determine how to help ShadowDude, phrased that badly above mb*
They seem to just be sad, and trying to repay what they did to people
Old man’s face lights up with revelation, “Have you caused the death of others, answer me truthfully, because I can help, I have a way.”
"I caused the death of thousands."
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*this is going well* Old man focuses his senses to try and determine what is happening (insight check: 14 + 4)
*What is happening about what?*
*im trying to determine how to help ShadowDude, phrased that badly above mb*
They seem to just be sad, and trying to repay what they did to people
Old man’s face lights up with revelation, “Have you caused the death of others, answer me truthfully, because I can help, I have a way.”
"I caused the death of thousands."
“…oh, it’s that bad.”
Old man begins to kneel on the ground and utter words like “mih’lk” and “deh-ree” while clutching a chalice filled with milk.
"I do not want prayer, I serve no god"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*this is going well* Old man focuses his senses to try and determine what is happening (insight check: 14 + 4)
*What is happening about what?*
*im trying to determine how to help ShadowDude, phrased that badly above mb*
They seem to just be sad, and trying to repay what they did to people
Old man’s face lights up with revelation, “Have you caused the death of others, answer me truthfully, because I can help, I have a way.”
"I caused the death of thousands."
“…oh, it’s that bad.”
Old man begins to kneel on the ground and utter words like “mih’lk” and “deh-ree” while clutching a chalice filled with milk.
"I do not want prayer, I serve no god"
“This isn’t for you, it’s for those that you seek to repay.”
”cree-hmm…lahk’tohse”
"Still, I do not even do any of that"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*this is going well* Old man focuses his senses to try and determine what is happening (insight check: 14 + 4)
*What is happening about what?*
*im trying to determine how to help ShadowDude, phrased that badly above mb*
They seem to just be sad, and trying to repay what they did to people
Old man’s face lights up with revelation, “Have you caused the death of others, answer me truthfully, because I can help, I have a way.”
"I caused the death of thousands."
“…oh, it’s that bad.”
Old man begins to kneel on the ground and utter words like “mih’lk” and “deh-ree” while clutching a chalice filled with milk.
"I do not want prayer, I serve no god"
“This isn’t for you, it’s for those that you seek to repay.”
”cree-hmm…lahk’tohse”
"Still, I do not even do any of that"
“But you would like your guilt removed, wouldn’t you?”
”chee-zzzz…guu’dah”
"NOT MAGICALLY"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*this is going well* Old man focuses his senses to try and determine what is happening (insight check: 14 + 4)
*What is happening about what?*
*im trying to determine how to help ShadowDude, phrased that badly above mb*
They seem to just be sad, and trying to repay what they did to people
Old man’s face lights up with revelation, “Have you caused the death of others, answer me truthfully, because I can help, I have a way.”
"I caused the death of thousands."
“…oh, it’s that bad.”
Old man begins to kneel on the ground and utter words like “mih’lk” and “deh-ree” while clutching a chalice filled with milk.
"I do not want prayer, I serve no god"
“This isn’t for you, it’s for those that you seek to repay.”
”cree-hmm…lahk’tohse”
"Still, I do not even do any of that"
“But you would like your guilt removed, wouldn’t you?”
”chee-zzzz…guu’dah”
"NOT MAGICALLY"
“You would agree there’s no other way.”
”pahr’meh-Chan…”
"WRONG"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Avery Saltspite, The Lamprey, and the Red Reef Port Corsairs are preparing to set sail again. The crew is busy preparing the ship while Avery and her first mate discuss something in a hushed voice. Something lurches and sloshes below deck, causing a groaning sound audible to those who listen close enough.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-__-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-__-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*this is going well* Old man focuses his senses to try and determine what is happening (insight check: 14 + 4)
*What is happening about what?*
*im trying to determine how to help ShadowDude, phrased that badly above mb*
They seem to just be sad, and trying to repay what they did to people
Old man’s face lights up with revelation, “Have you caused the death of others, answer me truthfully, because I can help, I have a way.”
"I caused the death of thousands."
“…oh, it’s that bad.”
Old man begins to kneel on the ground and utter words like “mih’lk” and “deh-ree” while clutching a chalice filled with milk.
"I do not want prayer, I serve no god"
“This isn’t for you, it’s for those that you seek to repay.”
”cree-hmm…lahk’tohse”
"Still, I do not even do any of that"
“But you would like your guilt removed, wouldn’t you?”
”chee-zzzz…guu’dah”
"NOT MAGICALLY"
“You would agree there’s no other way.”
”pahr’meh-Chan…”
"WRONG"
“Then what else would work?”
”cheh’durr…”
"Paying it off, with good deeds"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
“Ah. Well then I don’t know what to do.”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"Agree"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*this is going well*
Old man focuses his senses to try and determine what is happening (insight check: 12 + 4)
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*What is happening about what?*
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*im trying to determine how to help ShadowDude, phrased that badly above mb*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
They seem to just be sad, and trying to repay what they did to people
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Old man’s face lights up with revelation, “Have you caused the death of others, answer me truthfully, because I can help, I have a way.”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"I caused the death of thousands."
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
“…oh, it’s that bad.”
Old man begins to kneel on the ground and utter words like “mih’lk” and “deh-ree” while clutching a chalice filled with milk.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"I do not want prayer, I serve no god"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
“This isn’t for you, it’s for those that you seek to repay.”
”cree-hmm…lahk’tohse”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"Still, I do not even do any of that"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
“But you would like your guilt removed, wouldn’t you?”
”chee-zzzz…guu’dah”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"NOT MAGICALLY"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
“You would agree there’s no other way.”
”pahr’meh-Chan…”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"WRONG"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
“Then what else would work?”
”cheh’durr…”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Avery Saltspite, The Lamprey, and the Red Reef Port Corsairs are preparing to set sail again. The crew is busy preparing the ship while Avery and her first mate discuss something in a hushed voice. Something lurches and sloshes below deck, causing a groaning sound audible to those who listen close enough.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Paying it off, with good deeds"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
“Ah…”
Just before a milky white portal was about to open, the old guy yells, “GO AWAY LACTO! WE DONT NEED YOU ANYMORE!”
you hear a powerful voice from inside the portal before it closes, “aw man!”
”Well, what kind of good deeds were you thinking about doing?”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO