A small shack stands at the docks, the people inside cooking whatever food the workers bring them. There's even a tourist or two getting in on it. The the lead cook is a shark-like humanoid with a surprisingly average build and height. They wear a surgical mask and a wet leather apron. They use as few knives as possible, having pared their collection down to three: an oyster knife, a chef's knife, and an extremely large, sturdy cleaver, which saw the most use out of the three. They also had a pair of long, thick tweezers and a pair of kitchen shears. Said cook has a name tag that simply reads "Wage Slave," and they work ceaselessly, tirelessly, emotionlessly. Several other employees stand around the back, smoking cigarettes and chatting as they lean against the counters. They each have at least one Employee of the Month picture on the wall. The shark person has none.
A small person walks towards the shack, after walking into a shadow, disappears, and then appears in a shadow sixty feet away, then repeats it and appears next to the Wage Slave, saying "You do know how wrong this is? should I fix that for you?" There voice is much higher than it should be, and as you look, they rest their hand against the wall behind then, as well as their back, and you see that their hand appears to be in a small wrap
The sea cambion looks up, eyes tired and unfocused, almost looking like those of a dead fish. "Hello there. May I take your order?"
They don't seem to be fully aware of the situation.
"I am not here for an order, I am asking if you want to be treated fairly for your tireless work"
The person shifts their position more, seemingly unrestfully
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
The sea cambion looks up, eyes tired and unfocused, almost looking like those of a dead fish. "Hello there. May I take your order?"
They don't seem to be fully aware of the situation.
"I am not here for an order, I am asking if you want to be treated fairly for your tireless work"
The person shifts their position more, seemingly unrestfully
Their eyes finally focus on the person. "I am being treated fairly. I was given an equal chance, and I just haven't demonstrated... good enough work to earn a raise or Employee of the Month picture."
The sea cambion looks up, eyes tired and unfocused, almost looking like those of a dead fish. "Hello there. May I take your order?"
They don't seem to be fully aware of the situation.
"I am not here for an order, I am asking if you want to be treated fairly for your tireless work"
The person shifts their position more, seemingly unrestfully
Their eyes finally focus on the person. "I am being treated fairly. I was given an equal chance, and I just haven't demonstrated... good enough work to earn a raise or Employee of the Month picture."
The person stares, and sighs, "And yet the people who do nothing earn them? "
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
The sea cambion looks up, eyes tired and unfocused, almost looking like those of a dead fish. "Hello there. May I take your order?"
They don't seem to be fully aware of the situation.
"I am not here for an order, I am asking if you want to be treated fairly for your tireless work"
The person shifts their position more, seemingly unrestfully
Their eyes finally focus on the person. "I am being treated fairly. I was given an equal chance, and I just haven't demonstrated... good enough work to earn a raise or Employee of the Month picture."
The person stares, and sighs, "And yet the people who do nothing earn them? "
A passing angel resurrects Geluk. Geluk forgets about his order and says, “If I were you, good sir, I would revolt against the other employees!”
Their eyes finally focus on the person. "I am being treated fairly. I was given an equal chance, and I just haven't demonstrated... good enough work to earn a raise or Employee of the Month picture."
The person stares, and sighs, "And yet the people who do nothing earn them? "
"I..." Wage Slave takes a moment to think. "They work sometimes. I guess they're more polite, or more talented. I dunno."
*Lactonius, I can only type so fast, and I have no idea how to interact with your character*
*sorry I’m just kinda here i guess, I’ll find a way to sneak in smoothly*
*It would be better if you didn't interact with other people's RP, without consent from both people*
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Their eyes finally focus on the person. "I am being treated fairly. I was given an equal chance, and I just haven't demonstrated... good enough work to earn a raise or Employee of the Month picture."
The person stares, and sighs, "And yet the people who do nothing earn them? "
"I..." Wage Slave takes a moment to think. "They work sometimes. I guess they're more polite, or more talented. I dunno."
The person looks at them, the first time you have seen their eyes, their eyes are a shocking color of orange, "I have been watching, you are more talented than any of them."
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*Lactonius, I can only type so fast, and I have no idea how to interact with your character*
*sorry I’m just kinda here i guess, I’ll find a way to sneak in smoothly*
*Your character is very disruptive in general. I understand if that's their gimmick, but that's not something I personally have fun with. I feel like I'm being messed with just reading Geluk's actions.*
"I..." Wage Slave takes a moment to think. "They work sometimes. I guess they're more polite, or more talented. I dunno."
The person looks at them, the first time you have seen their eyes, their eyes are a shocking color of orange, "I have been watching, you are more talented than any of them."
They sigh. "Alright. What do you think I should do, then?"
*Lactonius, I can only type so fast, and I have no idea how to interact with your character*
*sorry I’m just kinda here i guess, I’ll find a way to sneak in smoothly*
*It would be better if you didn't interact with other people's RP, without consent from both people*
*well geez I’m just tryna have a good time, sorry for existing (sarcasm plz don’t take me seriously)*
Geluk is kidnapped by a passing angel.
*I know, and sometimes people don't like things like that, which is the reason I don't roleplay much anymore, because the styles have changed, and mine isn't that condusive with many o fthe new people*
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
"I..." Wage Slave takes a moment to think. "They work sometimes. I guess they're more polite, or more talented. I dunno."
The person looks at them, the first time you have seen their eyes, their eyes are a shocking color of orange, "I have been watching, you are more talented than any of them."
They sigh. "Alright. What do you think I should do, then?"
"That is not my decision, it is yours, and only yours"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*A MESSAGE TO GATO AND BAALZEBOOP* *sorry guys, Geluk’s whole thing is he’s eternally cursed with misfortune, I get it if that doesn’t fit this RP style and my bad* *enjoy your non-cursed lives!*
*A MESSAGE TO GATO AND BAALZEBOOP* *sorry guys, Geluk’s whole thing is he’s eternally cursed with misfortune, I get it if that doesn’t fit this RP style and my bad* *enjoy your non-cursed lives!*
*He can still be cursed with misfortune, but maybe to a less extreme degree. Like, perhaps his life just sucks instead of bringing ruin to everyone and everything around him only for it to be immediately reverted by divine intervention.*
*A MESSAGE TO GATO AND BAALZEBOOP* *sorry guys, Geluk’s whole thing is he’s eternally cursed with misfortune, I get it if that doesn’t fit this RP style and my bad* *enjoy your non-cursed lives!*
*No, don't be sorry, its really just that I personally prefer roleplaying with meaning, in which the characters have a meaningful conversation*
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*ANOTHER MESSAGE TO GATO AND BAALZABOOP* *I do have a more meaningful character who’s backstory is actually tinged with loss and grief, in addition to raucous humor, just not of Geluk’s stupidity level* *Lactonius VII was chosen to be the first Lactomancer, and he embarked on a quest to defeat an evil villain, lost the love of his life on the way (twice), experienced betrayal by his best friend (had to kill him) and gave up hope for his love’sreturn after the world was saved* *with both of your guy’s explicit permission, Lactonius will fit the darker mood of your RP, and I’m bored…so, pls?*
*ANOTHER MESSAGE TO GATO AND BAALZABOOP* *I do have a more meaningful character who’s backstory is actually tinged with loss and grief, in addition to raucous humor, just not of Geluk’s stupidity level* *Lactonius VII was chosen to be the first Lactomancer, and he embarked on a quest to defeat an evil villain, lost the love of his life on the way (twice), and gave up hope for he return after the world was saved* *with both of your guy’s explicit permission, Lactonius will fit the darker mood of your RP, and I’m bored…so, pls?*
*Maybe, just I will probably write smaller replies, I only write large ones to baalze, because that is what they write, so I just like writing it back*
*And, really its just a more serious roleplay, not dark, although dark roleplays are really fun as well*
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*ANOTHER MESSAGE TO GATO AND BAALZABOOP* *I do have a more meaningful character who’s backstory is actually tinged with loss and grief, in addition to raucous humor, just not of Geluk’s stupidity level* *Lactonius VII was chosen to be the first Lactomancer, and he embarked on a quest to defeat an evil villain, lost the love of his life on the way (twice), and gave up hope for he return after the world was saved* *with both of your guy’s explicit permission, Lactonius will fit the darker mood of your RP, and I’m bored…so, pls?*
*Maybe, just I will probably write smaller replies, I only write large ones to baalze, because that is what they write, so I just like writing it back*
*And, really its just a more serious roleplay, not dark, although dark roleplays are really fun as well*
*that’s what I meant mb, seems to be darker themes of abuse and neglect here*
"I am not here for an order, I am asking if you want to be treated fairly for your tireless work"
The person shifts their position more, seemingly unrestfully
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*Lactonius, I can only type so fast, and I have no idea how to interact with your character*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Their eyes finally focus on the person. "I am being treated fairly. I was given an equal chance, and I just haven't demonstrated... good enough work to earn a raise or Employee of the Month picture."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The person stares, and sighs, "And yet the people who do nothing earn them? "
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*sorry I’m just kinda here i guess, I’ll find a way to sneak in smoothly*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
A passing angel resurrects Geluk. Geluk forgets about his order and says, “If I were you, good sir, I would revolt against the other employees!”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"I..." Wage Slave takes a moment to think. "They work sometimes. I guess they're more polite, or more talented. I dunno."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*It would be better if you didn't interact with other people's RP, without consent from both people*
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*well geez I’m just tryna have a good time, sorry for existing (sarcasm plz don’t take me seriously)*
Geluk is kidnapped by a passing angel.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
The person looks at them, the first time you have seen their eyes, their eyes are a shocking color of orange, "I have been watching, you are more talented than any of them."
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*Your character is very disruptive in general. I understand if that's their gimmick, but that's not something I personally have fun with. I feel like I'm being messed with just reading Geluk's actions.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
They sigh. "Alright. What do you think I should do, then?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*I know, and sometimes people don't like things like that, which is the reason I don't roleplay much anymore, because the styles have changed, and mine isn't that condusive with many o fthe new people*
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
"That is not my decision, it is yours, and only yours"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*sorry guys, Geluk’s whole thing is he’s eternally cursed with misfortune, I get it if that doesn’t fit this RP style and my bad*
*enjoy your non-cursed lives!*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*He can still be cursed with misfortune, but maybe to a less extreme degree. Like, perhaps his life just sucks instead of bringing ruin to everyone and everything around him only for it to be immediately reverted by divine intervention.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*No, don't be sorry, its really just that I personally prefer roleplaying with meaning, in which the characters have a meaningful conversation*
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*ANOTHER MESSAGE TO GATO AND BAALZABOOP*
*I do have a more meaningful character who’s backstory is actually tinged with loss and grief, in addition to raucous humor, just not of Geluk’s stupidity level*
*Lactonius VII was chosen to be the first Lactomancer, and he embarked on a quest to defeat an evil villain, lost the love of his life on the way (twice), experienced betrayal by his best friend (had to kill him) and gave up hope for his love’sreturn after the world was saved*
*with both of your guy’s explicit permission, Lactonius will fit the darker mood of your RP, and I’m bored…so, pls?*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*Maybe, just I will probably write smaller replies, I only write large ones to baalze, because that is what they write, so I just like writing it back*
*And, really its just a more serious roleplay, not dark, although dark roleplays are really fun as well*
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*that’s what I meant mb, seems to be darker themes of abuse and neglect here*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO