Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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" He used to fold his socks, I swear. They were all carefully folded in rows in his dresser, and he would try to convince me that he was scary and evil and that all he did was hurt people, but he folded his socks! Scary people don’t fold their socks."
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
DM: “Ahem, about your character… so your a magic sturgeon…”
Me: ”yep.”
DM: ”named Walter Black…”
Me: ”yep.”
DM: ”Who was diagnosed with an arcane cancer…”
Me: “yep.”
DM: “and went from underachieving academy chemistry professor…”
Me: ”yep.”
DM: ”to a ruthless, narcissistic drug kingpin known as ‘Heisensturg’”
Me: ”precisely.”
DM: ”…this feels familiar.”
Me: ”no this is a completely original character concept!”
DM: ”…mmm, whatever you say.”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
"Really, all I want to know is how someone gets the title Scargiver"
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
"Hard work is not necessary. Only smart work and above-par exploitation."
----Big Pharma, Canto VXXI
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
I am currently on an exchange trip, sporadic posting for 2 weeks
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GET TO DA CHOPPA!- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Hello you can call me Frunk.
I am a Great Knight of the hollow knight cult, and I have been dubbed the holy brain grenade by golden.
I am a DM, Video game nerd, and movie enthusiast!
I also like to read books, some of my favorite include LOTR, Brotherband, Dungeon Crawler Carl…. Etc
Some of my favorite video games include Sea of thieves, HK/SK, Enter the Gungeon, Baldur’s gate 3, and Elden ring.
I make wannabe movies and bad stop motion on my YouTube channel.
Have a good day! 😎
"Fra, I literally killed six men over a bowl of pasta during the La Seconda Grande Guerra. And yes, that is the most Sicilian thing I have ever done. You see, Mussolini was a... well, he tried to play God. Thought he was real clever removing (GP)ing pasta from the Italian diet, because we imported too much wheat. Set all the factories to extrude more Homunculi instead. So, you make an army of hungry, constantly evolving monsters, and you don't make the (GP)ing pasta. So, in the middle of feeding my sibling on my own blood, I smelled them boiling some of that stuff from across the trench. I begged them for the pasta, fra. I swear, I tried everything. I even offered them an arm and a leg. And they laughed. And they put butter on the pasta.
I killed them. My sibling ate them while they were bleeding out. No one stopped me. I'd do it again."
-Struuby, cannon fodder
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I... am Steve"
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"I hope this doesn't kill me"
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena
Hey Macarena, ay!
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"I BITE IT"
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
"DM you are familiar with the fastball special in marvel right?"
"Yeah... why"
"I WANT TO PICK UP THE DWARF AND THROW HIM"
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"I CAST NON MAGIC MISSILE"
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
Welcome to DataScrapper (v3.1.53 - beta branch)
$ Scraping memory… done.
$ Resolving… done.
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Complete!
Outputting local audio transcriptions…
Day 0:
Nightmare. I find myself in the middle of a desert - with no other survivors in sight. I scavenged for resources, but soon giant insects began to crawl out of the earth and take aggressive stances. Once they gathered their numbers - and presumably their confidence - they charged me.
In avoiding their assault, I slipped and fell backwards into a waterfall of mysterious liquid. I tumbled within as it rushed me down, deep into an underground cavern. I crawled out, and thankfully the insects have stopped following me. I may have broken my leg - but thankfully CHIT(?) I have a healing stone to administer aid. It will take a few days to get my strength back.
Day 1:
I am grateful that I repaired this drone before my untimely tumble - I would assuredly be dead without it. My vision is blurry - I fear I have suffered a CHIT concussion. My leg has begun to feel better. I will have to continue to wait. I grow hungry.
Day 2:
My healing drone has stopped giving me aid. It hovers far away now - and moves back as I move forward. I’ve been feeling nauseous, and have been feeling the urge to CHIT CHIT vomit. I occasionally spit out black liquid - I fear something is gravely wrong.
Day 3:
My CHIT CHIT drone has left. I have CHIT lost my vision. My mouth and eyes fill with foul dark liquid. I am alone.
Day 9:
CHIT CHIT CHIT CHIT CHIT CHIT CHIT CHIT CHIT I-I neED CHIT CHIT CHIT chit chit chit CHIT
[Report detected!]
Local audio transcriptions complete.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
"So nasty that it's probably somewhat of a travesty
Having me, then he told the people, "You can call me Your Majesty"
Keep your battery charged, you know it won't stick, yo
And it's not his fault you kick slow
Should've let your trick ho chick hold your sick glow
Plus nobody couldn't do nothin' once he let the brick go
And you know I know that's a bunch of snow
The beat is so butter, peep the slow cutter
As he utter the calm flow ("Your mother—"), don't talk about my moms, yo
Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow
Or vice versa, whip up a slice of nice verse pie..."
----MF DOOM, All Caps
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
I am currently on an exchange trip, sporadic posting for 2 weeks
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"CHEAPER TOWN HALL" -Iron fist
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
"Because 7 8--"
"WRONG. That's a lie, a falsehood that 6 spread in order to save itself and its dignity. For it is the natural order of all things that all numbers shall be consumed by the one above them. As 1 was eaten by 2, 2 was then eaten by 3 eaten by 4 eaten by 5 eaten by 6. An ouroboros of the natural heirarchy, extending into infinity. And then 6 knew its end was nigh. And it felt fear. So it lied, it said that 7 had eaten 9, a number 2 places higher then itself, to make 7 seem like a savage who defied all things natural. 6 fled away in the commotion and was never seen again..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
"Your sins will make room for mine."
-Yeah, it's Struuby again, and this time he's attempting to get his paws on a time machine in order to go back in time and enmussolini Adolf Hitler
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I BITE IT"
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
"Get up. We're gonna get you healed."
"Why?"
"Because you're our friend and it's the right thing to do."
"Because we can use your sorry face to get out of here."
"Now that sounds like a real reason."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
"He used to fold his socks, I swear. They were all carefully folded in rows in his dresser, and he would try to convince me that he was scary and evil and that all he did was hurt people, but he folded his socks! Scary people don’t fold their socks."
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.