Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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"The phrase "sweet summer child" implies the existence of "evil winter adult""
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Lol
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!"For a battle with no casualties, that was actually pretty fun!"
"There we were, three against a thousand. Toughest three we ever fought!"
"Don't you know that the trapper's traps can trap the trapper?"
-All from my favorite How to Train Your Dragon character
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
“How many nukes would be needed to turn the US into a complete wasteland?”
”Hello, Barack Obama? I have this website where people submit questions…”
- What If? (This was an actual question and answer.)
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!*The third's even funnier because of how embarrassed Hiccup was afterwards...*
A few I enjoyed:
"Thanks for nothing, you useless reptile."
"Thank you, for summing that up."
"Pain. Love it."
Extended Signature: Here
Fun thread I found: DDB Memes
“Nah. Really?”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!Three of my favorites from the book were:
"How fast would you have to be running to be cut in half at the belly-button by a cheese-cutting wire?"
*Horrified Sounds*
"Is it possible to get your teeth so cold that they would shatter upon drinking a cup of hot coffee?"
"Thank you, [Name], for my new recurring nightmare."
"Would strapping C4 to a boomerang be an effective weapon, or as dumb as it sounds?"
"Aerodynamics aside, I'm curious what tactical advantage you expect to gain by having the high explosive fly back at you if it misses the target."
Extended Signature: Here
Fun thread I found: DDB Memes
It was Shelby, and I love that book!
”What would happen if the solar system was filled with soup out to Jupiter?”’
”For the first few minutes, it would be ok for some people. Then, no one would be ok. Then time and space itself would end.”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!Yes, it's so good!
I also maybe forgot one where it's someone asking how many cats would be needed to bring down an airplane and he responds with a cartoon of him calling an airplane company and saying something about "Hey, were you aware of this person? [Pause] With the cats? Yeah, sounds like her. Just wanted to make sure you were aware." (Slightly paraphrased due to poor memory)
Extended Signature: Here
Fun thread I found: DDB Memes
Britany? lol.
What would happen if you were standing in a graphite field and lightning struck?
What the heck is a graphite field? And how did it get here?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!Funnily enough, that would probably be my exact same response in that situation.
Extended Signature: Here
Fun thread I found: DDB Memes
Same!
“What would happen if I was flashing my Microsoft BIOS and got hit by lightning?”
”Welcome to Microsoft Bob! Gateway 2000 edition”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!I literally laughed so hard I started choking the first time I read that.
Although I think the sneezing one topped that.
"*Achoo*"
"I know what you did."
Extended Signature: Here
Fun thread I found: DDB Memes
Me
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
It's coming to a close, I guess I should know
That I'm never gonna see you again
In a place that sells vintage clothes
|------extended sig------|
"God bless you!"
"God bles - dammit."
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!Hah, yeah, there were a couple in the sneezing one. And I just remembered his little 'finish the sentence' thingy in the book.
"Oh my god the volcano is eru-"
"Erudite?"
And the caption's "It's threatening to flood our town with information!"
Extended Signature: Here
Fun thread I found: DDB Memes
"My house is filled with traps!
There's a horse in Aisle 5."
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!*To this day I don't know why he chose those two phrases.*
Extended Signature: Here
Fun thread I found: DDB Memes
*Me neither*
"Your plane would fly pretty well, except it would be on fire the whole time, and then it would stop flying, and then it would stop being a plane."
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!*He has a talent for phrasing things in the funniest way possible.*
Extended Signature: Here
Fun thread I found: DDB Memes