Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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"Are you insane? Seriously, just tell me so I can stop wondering every time you say something this stupid."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Soul of Steel, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
"Oh, of course. A floating old guy."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Soul of Steel, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
"Hey, Ms. Scientist Lady? When I go in the scanner thingy, can you set it to extra radiation?"
"It's an MRI. There is no radiation."
"Oh."
"Jason, what's that in your hands?"
"Nothing!"
"Is that a spider, Jason?"
"No."
"Jason, going into an MRI while holding a spider isn't going to give you superpowers!"
"Yes it will! It already gave me the power to swell up my hand!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Soul of Steel, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
"Not the sharpest bulb in the shed, are you?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Soul of Steel, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
"It seems that, as low as my expectations of you were, I was overly optimistic."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Soul of Steel, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
"I always come back!"
It's Warrior Cats. Sorry, but I had to.
There's always another secret --- A thing an OC says because I love references
"You seem happy."
"How can you tell?"
"You're doing that thing humans do with their faces." (Translation: smiling)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Soul of Steel, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
"Wait a minute... who are you?"
"Ahhh, what a great morning! Everyone happy, doing what they do best, it's a beautiful sight. I gotta admit, sis, I'm bored as hell."
"Are you crazy?"
"That's already been established!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Soul of Steel, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
"Darn beautiful men! Always eatin' out of my trash. Wait, what?"
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
Minion voice.
"Whaaaaaat?"