Conversation from last session Player 1 "DM can I kick the door down (rolls a 8)" DM "That fails" Player 1 "I'd like to try again (rolls a nat 1)" Me "DM, surely after a nat 1 the door fights back" DM "I mean why not (rolls 1d8 door damage)" Player 1 "yeah that kills me" Player 2 "imagine dying to a door" Player 1 "(my name) please heal me" Me "I ain't healing you if you died to a door"
"does a 20 hit" -DM who knows a 20 does in fact hit
"Oh my god my DM does this every time he rolls high!"
-Me
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
“Cause my insides are red And yours are too And the red on my face Is matching you And goodness you’re bleeding What a wonderful feeling You’re down and you’re pleading My head is just reeling
The red means i love you!”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-__-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-__-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
dm- "you all are trapped in a room, the only exit a grate bolted to the wall-" me-"im not" dm- "yeah you are?" me- "im a plasmoid, or better known as, and ooze :). i would like to slide through the holes in the grate" dm- "sighs"
"oh yeah dm, so my character, Greg G Gregson, he has a pet steve and steve is a tarrasque" -My cousin in his second campaign
I shall now proceed to sip tea
"I'd like to eat through the wall"
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Conversation from last session
Player 1 "DM can I kick the door down (rolls a 8)"
DM "That fails"
Player 1 "I'd like to try again (rolls a nat 1)"
Me "DM, surely after a nat 1 the door fights back"
DM "I mean why not (rolls 1d8 door damage)"
Player 1 "yeah that kills me"
Player 2 "imagine dying to a door"
Player 1 "(my name) please heal me"
Me "I ain't healing you if you died to a door"
I shall now proceed to sip tea
"ADORABLE"
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"I'm gonna lick the crystal to see if it's salt"
I shall now proceed to sip tea
Player: Points at glowing rock
"I'mma eat that!"
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"Oh my god my DM does this every time he rolls high!"
-Me
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
players are introduced to a female NPC
"And thats a 19 for charisma to seduce her" -another player who was definitely not me playing a bard
I shall now proceed to sip tea
"Why did I show up?"
-Me As the DM
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"alright someone else is DMing next campaign" -My DM knowing full well he's DMing next campaign, because he has been DMing every campaign for 5 years
I shall now proceed to sip tea
"No, you cannot eat through the plaster wall"
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"I cast fireball" -every level 5 spellcaster ever
I shall now proceed to sip tea
"I CAST FIREBALL"
"But you'll hit the LITERAL ENTIRE PARTY"
"DO I CARE??? NO I DONT"
Everyspell caster ever
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"let me get this straight, you're combining fireball and control flame to create a homing missile"
I shall now proceed to sip tea
Head-palms
"NO"
Every DM at one point
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"Sigh" my DM every session when me and my party come up with another excuse to go off course
reasons its been so far
1 - drowning a goblin
2 - getting blackout drunk
3 - building a house
4 - buying furniture for the house
5 - buying more furniture for the house
I shall now proceed to sip tea
“Cause my insides are red
And yours are too
And the red on my face
Is matching you
And goodness you’re bleeding
What a wonderful feeling
You’re down and you’re pleading
My head is just reeling
The red means i love you!”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Can we find whoever did that, and slowly torture them in a dark alley way?"
-Me
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
dm- "you all are trapped in a room, the only exit a grate bolted to the wall-" me-"im not" dm- "yeah you are?" me- "im a plasmoid, or better known as, and ooze :). i would like to slide through the holes in the grate" dm- "sighs"
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
"Shaking the table in a table full of artists trying to focus is a great way to die"
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.