Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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"oh yeah dm, so my character, Greg G Gregson, he has a pet steve and steve is a tarrasque" -My cousin in his second campaign
THE GAMBIT NEVER FOLDS (HIS CLOTHES)
"I'd like to eat through the wall"
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
Conversation from last session
Player 1 "DM can I kick the door down (rolls a 8)"
DM "That fails"
Player 1 "I'd like to try again (rolls a nat 1)"
Me "DM, surely after a nat 1 the door fights back"
DM "I mean why not (rolls 1d8 door damage)"
Player 1 "yeah that kills me"
Player 2 "imagine dying to a door"
Player 1 "(my name) please heal me"
Me "I ain't healing you if you died to a door"
THE GAMBIT NEVER FOLDS (HIS CLOTHES)
"ADORABLE"
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
"I'm gonna lick the crystal to see if it's salt"
THE GAMBIT NEVER FOLDS (HIS CLOTHES)
Player: Points at glowing rock
"I'mma eat that!"
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
"Oh my god my DM does this every time he rolls high!"
-Me
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I only act like I know everything.
players are introduced to a female NPC
"And thats a 19 for charisma to seduce her" -another player who was definitely not me playing a bard
THE GAMBIT NEVER FOLDS (HIS CLOTHES)
"Why did I show up?"
-Me As the DM
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
"alright someone else is DMing next campaign" -My DM knowing full well he's DMing next campaign, because he has been DMing every campaign for 5 years
THE GAMBIT NEVER FOLDS (HIS CLOTHES)
"No, you cannot eat through the plaster wall"
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
"I cast fireball" -every level 5 spellcaster ever
THE GAMBIT NEVER FOLDS (HIS CLOTHES)
"I CAST FIREBALL"
"But you'll hit the LITERAL ENTIRE PARTY"
"DO I CARE??? NO I DONT"
Everyspell caster ever
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
"let me get this straight, you're combining fireball and control flame to create a homing missile"
THE GAMBIT NEVER FOLDS (HIS CLOTHES)
Head-palms
"NO"
Every DM at one point
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
"Sigh" my DM every session when me and my party come up with another excuse to go off course
reasons its been so far
1 - drowning a goblin
2 - getting blackout drunk
3 - building a house
4 - buying furniture for the house
5 - buying more furniture for the house
THE GAMBIT NEVER FOLDS (HIS CLOTHES)
“Cause my insides are red
And yours are too
And the red on my face
Is matching you
And goodness you’re bleeding
What a wonderful feeling
You’re down and you’re pleading
My head is just reeling
The red means i love you!”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-It’s been three hundred years!- Right down to the day… But now the witch is back, And there’s hell to pay!-_
_-Ghost of a Victorian Orphan Boy-_ _-Frequenter of Haunts, Mausoleums and Charnel Houses-_ _-Autumn Enthusiast-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Can we find whoever did that, and slowly torture them in a dark alley way?"
-Me
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
dm- "you all are trapped in a room, the only exit a grate bolted to the wall-" me-"im not" dm- "yeah you are?" me- "im a plasmoid, or better known as, and ooze :). i would like to slide through the holes in the grate" dm- "sighs"
(>call me void for it is what i am<)
(|he/him|)
PM me the word AVACADO
"Shaking the table in a table full of artists trying to focus is a great way to die"
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.