Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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You wake up in a filthy, old tavern. The bartender staring at you. No matter how far you run, you end up in the tavern.
On the bar, there is a notebook.
NOTETAKING
When you desire to keep information, say Note!, your following comment will be included as a note.
Lactonius's notes
"Make sure you buy groceries before you get drunk"
RULES
1. No 18+ content
2. The bartender will write notes in scarlet ink, do not defy the bartender
There is no need to make characters, your names do not matter in this accursed place
Open the front door to escape
He/Him
Rage guy one three nine
I exist
this wasn't a haiku
I should add that Rule #2 is an in-universe rule
you are allowed to defy the bartender
He/Him
Rage guy one three nine
I exist
this wasn't a haiku
Note!
make sure to buy groceries before you go get drunk…
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
would you like to explore the tavern?
He/Him
Rage guy one three nine
I exist
this wasn't a haiku
Could I get a drink?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
The bartender nods and pours a sickly slimy substance into a glass and sets it on the table
He/Him
Rage guy one three nine
I exist
this wasn't a haiku
mmmmmm…uhhhhh…maybe it just needs to sit.
got any food?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
You're meant to explore the tavern to look for a way out
The bartender nods and goes into the cellar, you hear a wicked screech and the bartender drops a dead rat on the table
He/Him
Rage guy one three nine
I exist
this wasn't a haiku
Oh…maybe I do want to leave
ill give the bartender 2 EP and head towards the front door (if it isn’t there, I’ll look for one)
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
The door is locked with 6 different locks
looks like you need to find 6 keys scattered across the tavern
He/Him
Rage guy one three nine
I exist
this wasn't a haiku
Can I just…kick it down?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
You give it a kick, and the bartender yells
as you turn back, the bartender is upon you
your vision turns to black
You wake up in a prison cell, with the door wide open
in front of you, there is a prison guard sitting in a chair, flies swarming him
leaving your prison cell, there is a hallway perpendicular to you
Do you go left or right?
He/Him
Rage guy one three nine
I exist
this wasn't a haiku
Roght
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I walk into the tavern and drink the unsanitary sludge served to lactonius.
Hello you can call me Frunk.
I am a Great Knight of the hollow knight cult, and I have been dubbed the holy brain grenade by golden.
I am a DM, Video game nerd, and movie enthusiast!
I also like to read books, some of my favorite include LOTR, Brotherband, Dungeon Crawler Carl…. Etc
Some of my favorite video games include Sea of thieves, HK/SK, Enter the Gungeon, Baldur’s gate 3, and Elden ring.
I make wannabe movies and bad stop motion on my YouTube channel.
Have a good day! 😎
I walk in, take one look and try to walk out. "Ow!... Oh. It's locked..."
🖤Game Mode Selected🖤
❤️💜💛[🧡]💚💙🩵
A horrid king from another dimension, blessed by the child of life and death, sent to destroy this dimension to ascend to godhood!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Slytherin ADHD He/Him I'm part of The The Hollow Knight Cult, I have been bestowed the title The Ruler of the space between worlds by Golden.
"Let chaos come from purity and order"
You walk over and open a closet door, dust and spiders crawl out
in the closet, there is a hatch on the floor, do you go deeper?
He/Him
Rage guy one three nine
I exist
this wasn't a haiku
The bartender turns to you, shocked, then the bartender gives off a childish giggle
He/Him
Rage guy one three nine
I exist
this wasn't a haiku
Note: I will be gone by Tuesday, and will come back around Thursday or Friday
He/Him
Rage guy one three nine
I exist
this wasn't a haiku
Of course!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Crawling down, you find a small room with a brick oven
a note written with scarlet ink is on the floor next to it
"For Poultry"
there is nothing here, looks like you need to try the left door
He/Him
Rage guy one three nine
I exist
this wasn't a haiku