I walk into the tavern and drink the unsanitary sludge served to lactonius.
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“And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
I walk in, take one look and try to walk out. "Ow!... Oh. It's locked..."
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A horrid king from another dimension, blessed by the child of life and death, sent to destroy this dimension to ascend to godhood!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Total slytherin. ADHD problem. He/Him. I'm part of TheThe Hollow Knight Cult,I am The Pure Child.
You wake up in a filthy, old tavern. The bartender staring at you. No matter how far you run, you end up in the tavern.
On the bar, there is a notebook.
NOTETAKING
When you desire to keep information, say Note!, your following comment will be included as a note.
Lactonius's notes
"Make sure you buy groceries before you get drunk"
RULES
1. No 18+ content
2. The bartender will write notes in scarlet ink, do not defy the bartender
There is no need to make characters, your names do not matter in this accursed place
Open the front door to escape
He/Him
Call me Rage or Rageguy or if you are technical little guy (gender neutral) call me _RageGuy139_
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I should add that Rule #2 is an in-universe rule
you are allowed to defy the bartender
He/Him
Call me Rage or Rageguy or if you are technical little guy (gender neutral) call me _RageGuy139_
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Note!
make sure to buy groceries before you go get drunk…
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
would you like to explore the tavern?
He/Him
Call me Rage or Rageguy or if you are technical little guy (gender neutral) call me _RageGuy139_
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Could I get a drink?
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
The bartender nods and pours a sickly slimy substance into a glass and sets it on the table
He/Him
Call me Rage or Rageguy or if you are technical little guy (gender neutral) call me _RageGuy139_
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mmmmmm…uhhhhh…maybe it just needs to sit.
got any food?
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
You're meant to explore the tavern to look for a way out
The bartender nods and goes into the cellar, you hear a wicked screech and the bartender drops a dead rat on the table
He/Him
Call me Rage or Rageguy or if you are technical little guy (gender neutral) call me _RageGuy139_
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Oh…maybe I do want to leave
ill give the bartender 2 EP and head towards the front door (if it isn’t there, I’ll look for one)
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
The door is locked with 6 different locks
looks like you need to find 6 keys scattered across the tavern
He/Him
Call me Rage or Rageguy or if you are technical little guy (gender neutral) call me _RageGuy139_
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Can I just…kick it down?
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
You give it a kick, and the bartender yells
as you turn back, the bartender is upon you
your vision turns to black
You wake up in a prison cell, with the door wide open
in front of you, there is a prison guard sitting in a chair, flies swarming him
leaving your prison cell, there is a hallway perpendicular to you
Do you go left or right?
He/Him
Call me Rage or Rageguy or if you are technical little guy (gender neutral) call me _RageGuy139_
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Roght
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
I walk into the tavern and drink the unsanitary sludge served to lactonius.
“And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
I walk in, take one look and try to walk out. "Ow!... Oh. It's locked..."
A horrid king from another dimension, blessed by the child of life and death, sent to destroy this dimension to ascend to godhood!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Total slytherin. ADHD problem. He/Him. I'm part of The The Hollow Knight Cult, I am The Pure Child.
"Let chaos come from purity and order"
You walk over and open a closet door, dust and spiders crawl out
in the closet, there is a hatch on the floor, do you go deeper?
He/Him
Call me Rage or Rageguy or if you are technical little guy (gender neutral) call me _RageGuy139_
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The bartender turns to you, shocked, then the bartender gives off a childish giggle
He/Him
Call me Rage or Rageguy or if you are technical little guy (gender neutral) call me _RageGuy139_
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Note: I will be gone by Tuesday, and will come back around Thursday or Friday
He/Him
Call me Rage or Rageguy or if you are technical little guy (gender neutral) call me _RageGuy139_
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Of course!
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Crawling down, you find a small room with a brick oven
a note written with scarlet ink is on the floor next to it
"For Poultry"
there is nothing here, looks like you need to try the left door
He/Him
Call me Rage or Rageguy or if you are technical little guy (gender neutral) call me _RageGuy139_
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