he laughed "that dont make me trust you, in fact even less so... though... hm. fine. but any funny business and I won't hesitate to use one of these," he gestured to his guns
“You’d be wise to not trust a person who shows you a hunk of metal. I’d need you to sign this contract though. Read it though.”
He slips you a lengthy sheet of paper (the contract is legit) that details an expedition to recover a lost research vessel lost in uncharted territory. The contract promises up to ~5,000,000 GP worth of treasure.
"That is... indeed a substantial amount of money," he then muttered something inaudible. he then signed the paper simply as Bob and pushed the paper back
“Did you read it?”
i did. this is far from daunting, you have no idea who i am and what i have done. but thats for another time
he laughed "that dont make me trust you, in fact even less so... though... hm. fine. but any funny business and I won't hesitate to use one of these," he gestured to his guns
“You’d be wise to not trust a person who shows you a hunk of metal. I’d need you to sign this contract though. Read it though.”
He slips you a lengthy sheet of paper (the contract is legit) that details an expedition to recover a lost research vessel lost in uncharted territory. The contract promises up to ~5,000,000 GP worth of treasure.
"That is... indeed a substantial amount of money," he then muttered something inaudible. he then signed the paper simply as Bob and pushed the paper back
“Did you read it?”
i did. this is far from daunting, you have no idea who i am and what i have done. but thats for another time
“It isn’t. Who do you claim to be?”
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
"And you'll age much better, I'd wager." The young-old man nods. "My age isn't even the weirdest part about me. But I'll save that for another time. I've given you enough shocks to last you... oh, a week or so." He chuckles and sits down. "So, if you don't mind me asking, what were you discussing out here?"
"We've recently got some info from the Dealer about a man who's planning to spark an incident with the Auretian Technocracy to cause a war. We was just discussing whether we were for or against this." Susie replies. The rest nod seriously.
He rubs his chin. "A war sounds rather bad. But the situation we are in is also rather bad, and a war could change that situation. While I would personally like to live, I won't make your decision for you."
he laughed "that dont make me trust you, in fact even less so... though... hm. fine. but any funny business and I won't hesitate to use one of these," he gestured to his guns
“You’d be wise to not trust a person who shows you a hunk of metal. I’d need you to sign this contract though. Read it though.”
He slips you a lengthy sheet of paper (the contract is legit) that details an expedition to recover a lost research vessel lost in uncharted territory. The contract promises up to ~5,000,000 GP worth of treasure.
"That is... indeed a substantial amount of money," he then muttered something inaudible. he then signed the paper simply as Bob and pushed the paper back
“Did you read it?”
i did. this is far from daunting, you have no idea who i am and what i have done. but thats for another time
“It isn’t. Who do you claim to be?”
"dont wory about that for now. i am no threat to you, unless betrayed, plus everyone has secrets."
" I c-n gi--e you nothing in my c–rent sta–." The Auretian replies. "My -memory cores are d-d-d-ammmaged."
"I would heal you first, I'm not cruel."
"I high– doubt th-t." The soldier fizzes and sparks, but pushes themselves up.
"I mean, I'm not cruel to people who have something to offer, like you. and I would help."
"So you are cruel to people you find no use in?" The Auretian's voice clears up.
"Not normally, just if they react or hate me."
"Hmm." The Auretian examines Toww for a second. "Let me ask you again. Why do you want the schematics for a bomb?"
"If you want me to give this deal, then you won't ask that question."
"If you want a bomb, then you'll have to answer it." The Auretian replies coldly. "I can tell you with 97.873462% accuracy that nobody in the Red Gut, or Iri Prime as a whole, knows how to build any of the Technocracy's technology. It is beyond your scientist's understanding."
"You do realize that this is a matter of coincidence, I don't necessarily need you to get the schematics from you. I also could probably built one from memory, but It wouldn't be perfect"
"You could not." The auretian replies with incredible certainty.
*he can't btw. Toww needs the info from this auretian.*
"I can just steal it."
"Try." It replies blankly.
"I could!"
"A human of your physique could not defeat an Auretian civilian if it had no arms."
The man lets loose a bellowing laugh at that "You assume that I would be the only one doing so."
"I do not. What I do assume is that you are arrogant enough to believe your gang superior." The Auretian grabs a nearby pipe and rips it from the wall. *Sorry if I'm making this difficult, but combat seems inevitable unless Toww can defuse quickly.*
"I'm not part of a gang, I'm literally trying to dismantle the government, so it would be helpful if you agree."
i did. this is far from daunting, you have no idea who i am and what i have done. but thats for another time
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
“It isn’t. Who do you claim to be?”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
He rubs his chin. "A war sounds rather bad. But the situation we are in is also rather bad, and a war could change that situation. While I would personally like to live, I won't make your decision for you."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The vet lowers his head. "Of course."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"dont wory about that for now. i am no threat to you, unless betrayed, plus everyone has secrets."
he/him|call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
LORD AND MASTER OF THE VOID.
"I'm not part of a gang, I'm literally trying to dismantle the government, so it would be helpful if you agree."
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
The veteran is back, and he looks much younger and more dignified. Even his clothes seem to have de-aged a bit.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The slightly larger man approaches him and says, "Whoa, a new look?"
*I'm going to thank you for the 'Yes and' strategy, I hadn't thought to apply that to roleplaying*
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
He nods, smiling. "Thought I should look a bit younger, since 'rich old white guy' is not a popular aesthetic choice around here."
*You're very welcome, Tana!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Sign this contract”
He slips you the same exact lengthy slip of paper.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
He looks it over.
"Why is this so important to you? And why are you going to freelancers if it is this important?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“…the mission is…less than safe.”
”We also sent our best pilots and soldiers on the ship…which was lost…so we need all the capable hands we can get.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
"Ah, the age-old tactic: throw enough disposable bodies at a problem and hopefully it will be resolved." The veteran giggles.
"No thank you. I know what people like you are worth, and, to put it bluntly, my time is more valuable." He stands and turns to walk away.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Wait, you can just chose to be younger?"
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"I can choose to look younger. There's a significant difference. Most of the time, I'm choosing to look older instead."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Oh, and how to you do it?"
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"My physiology is a bit different from most humans. Well, more than a bit. But that's a story for another day."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Why wait?"
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"Well, no offense, but I don't know you very well. Besides, it's hard to believe and very personal."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“1 year of yours is worth more than the entire Nosfreti Empire? Look at the payout rate again.”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!