"I don't think my kids would take well to that. They've always been fighters. Clever, too. Lacey used to pick locks. I don't know what she does now."
"Wouldn't they know you?"
"I don't even know where they are, to be honest. Besides, they think I'm dead, remember?"
"They still would know you, and you would show yourself before kidnapping them."
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
"Would you like a description, or a demonstration?"
"Description, please." Frank replies. "I feel a little queasy still."
"Centipede, mostly. Some spider elements. Shaped a lot like a human woman, since that's what I was before the curse thing went down. I enclose myself in my shell to disguise as a human man because people just respond better to that kind of thing. As you've seen."
"Would you like a description, or a demonstration?"
"Description, please." Frank replies. "I feel a little queasy still."
"Centipede, mostly. Some spider elements. Shaped a lot like a human woman, since that's what I was before the curse thing went down. I enclose myself in my shell to disguise as a human man because people just respond better to that kind of thing. As you've seen."
*Oh, I thought that they were gay. Dang*
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
"Would you like a description, or a demonstration?"
"Description, please." Frank replies. "I feel a little queasy still."
"Centipede, mostly. Some spider elements. Shaped a lot like a human woman, since that's what I was before the curse thing went down. I enclose myself in my shell to disguise as a human man because people just respond better to that kind of thing. As you've seen."
*Oh, I thought that they were gay. Dang*
*Nope. The centipede is female, but accepts all pronouns.*
"Would you like a description, or a demonstration?"
"Description, please." Frank replies. "I feel a little queasy still."
"Centipede, mostly. Some spider elements. Shaped a lot like a human woman, since that's what I was before the curse thing went down. I enclose myself in my shell to disguise as a human man because people just respond better to that kind of thing. As you've seen."
*Oh, I thought that they were gay. Dang*
*Nope. The centipede is female, but accepts all pronouns.*
*Ah*
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
he laughed "that dont make me trust you, in fact even less so... though... hm. fine. but any funny business and I won't hesitate to use one of these," he gestured to his guns
“You’d be wise to not trust a person who shows you a hunk of metal. I’d need you to sign this contract though. Read it though.”
He slips you a lengthy sheet of paper (the contract is legit) that details an expedition to recover a lost research vessel lost in uncharted territory. The contract promises up to ~5,000,000 GP worth of treasure.
"That is... indeed a substantial amount of money," he then muttered something inaudible. he then signed the paper simply as Bob and pushed the paper back
“Did you read it?”
i did. this is far from daunting, you have no idea who i am and what i have done. but thats for another time
“It isn’t. Who do you claim to be?”
"dont wory about that for now. i am no threat to you, unless betrayed, plus everyone has secrets."
He draws a cleaver wrapped in bandages. There are hairs peeking out of the white cloth. "That was for your protection."
He unwraps the bandages, revealing that the blade is completely covered in hair. Everyone who looks at it, other than the man holding the bear and the veteran holding it, feel incredibly ill.
He swings it at the man's shoulder as it flashes with purple energy.
Attack: 27 Damage: 17 Radiant
“Grah! Are you trying to have fun with it!? Hurry…up!”
*I literally made the attack and got a crit. That's what he was asking for.*
He stares for a second, then leaves as the bandages wrap themselves around the cleaver once more.
*not ded yet* ”Oh come on! You’re going to leave me here without finishing the job!? B****rd!”
he laughed "that dont make me trust you, in fact even less so... though... hm. fine. but any funny business and I won't hesitate to use one of these," he gestured to his guns
“You’d be wise to not trust a person who shows you a hunk of metal. I’d need you to sign this contract though. Read it though.”
He slips you a lengthy sheet of paper (the contract is legit) that details an expedition to recover a lost research vessel lost in uncharted territory. The contract promises up to ~5,000,000 GP worth of treasure.
"That is... indeed a substantial amount of money," he then muttered something inaudible. he then signed the paper simply as Bob and pushed the paper back
“Did you read it?”
i did. this is far from daunting, you have no idea who i am and what i have done. but thats for another time
“It isn’t. Who do you claim to be?”
"dont wory about that for now. i am no threat to you, unless betrayed, plus everyone has secrets."
*if you have responded and i missed let me know*
*sorry!* ”Thats true. Why do you want this job anyways? It’s incredibly risky.”
he laughed "that dont make me trust you, in fact even less so... though... hm. fine. but any funny business and I won't hesitate to use one of these," he gestured to his guns
“You’d be wise to not trust a person who shows you a hunk of metal. I’d need you to sign this contract though. Read it though.”
He slips you a lengthy sheet of paper (the contract is legit) that details an expedition to recover a lost research vessel lost in uncharted territory. The contract promises up to ~5,000,000 GP worth of treasure.
"That is... indeed a substantial amount of money," he then muttered something inaudible. he then signed the paper simply as Bob and pushed the paper back
“Did you read it?”
i did. this is far from daunting, you have no idea who i am and what i have done. but thats for another time
“It isn’t. Who do you claim to be?”
"dont wory about that for now. i am no threat to you, unless betrayed, plus everyone has secrets."
*if you have responded and i missed let me know*
*sorry!* ”Thats true. Why do you want this job anyways? It’s incredibly risky.”
"i dont mind risk. not if i survive, pay outs worth it, if not?" he shrugs
he laughed "that dont make me trust you, in fact even less so... though... hm. fine. but any funny business and I won't hesitate to use one of these," he gestured to his guns
“You’d be wise to not trust a person who shows you a hunk of metal. I’d need you to sign this contract though. Read it though.”
He slips you a lengthy sheet of paper (the contract is legit) that details an expedition to recover a lost research vessel lost in uncharted territory. The contract promises up to ~5,000,000 GP worth of treasure.
"That is... indeed a substantial amount of money," he then muttered something inaudible. he then signed the paper simply as Bob and pushed the paper back
“Did you read it?”
i did. this is far from daunting, you have no idea who i am and what i have done. but thats for another time
“It isn’t. Who do you claim to be?”
"dont wory about that for now. i am no threat to you, unless betrayed, plus everyone has secrets."
*if you have responded and i missed let me know*
*sorry!* ”Thats true. Why do you want this job anyways? It’s incredibly risky.”
"i dont mind risk. not if i survive, pay outs worth it, if not?" he shrugs
“That’s a nice mentality…bravery. Or is it foolishness?”
"I don't think my kids would take well to that. They've always been fighters. Clever, too. Lacey used to pick locks. I don't know what she does now."
"Wouldn't they know you?"
"I don't even know where they are, to be honest. Besides, they think I'm dead, remember?"
"They still would know you, and you would show yourself before kidnapping them."
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
"I don't even know where they are, to be honest. Besides, they think I'm dead, remember?"
"They still would know you, and you would show yourself before kidnapping them."
"As I said, I don't know where they are."
"Oh, well that puts a damper on things."
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
"They still would know you, and you would show yourself before kidnapping them."
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
"Centipede, mostly. Some spider elements. Shaped a lot like a human woman, since that's what I was before the curse thing went down. I enclose myself in my shell to disguise as a human man because people just respond better to that kind of thing. As you've seen."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Oh, I thought that they were gay. Dang*
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*Nope. The centipede is female, but accepts all pronouns.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Ah*
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*if you have responded and i missed let me know*
he/him
call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
*not ded yet*
”Oh come on! You’re going to leave me here without finishing the job!? B****rd!”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*lactonius. can you respond to our thing? i reposted, its above yours*
he/him
call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
*sorry!*
”Thats true. Why do you want this job anyways? It’s incredibly risky.”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
"i dont mind risk. not if i survive, pay outs worth it, if not?" he shrugs
he/him
call me Chara (more known), or void
PM me the word AVACADO
“That’s a nice mentality…bravery. Or is it foolishness?”
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*Honestly, expecting a level four character other than maybe a barbarian to have higher single-target damage than that is kind of unreasonable.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
"As I said, I don't know where they are."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Oh, well that puts a damper on things."
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*Im at 2 HP*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*I had no idea, as far as I knew your character had been completely undamaged*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*well it was a critical hit*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
* “Are you trying to have fun with it? Hurry up!” doesn't really convey that they were just hit for all but two hit points.*
*Anyway, I don't think we should continue this conversation.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*oh sorry*
*why?*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO