cavum grinned "and i though i was the one with a complicated family tree. well, mines still complicated, but still" he pats erik on the back "best not to think about it, it'll drive you crazy if your not careful"
“I fear I already may be…haha…”
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
cavum grinned "and i though i was the one with a complicated family tree. well, mines still complicated, but still" he pats erik on the back "best not to think about it, it'll drive you crazy if your not careful"
“I fear I already may be…haha…”
Felix is just absolutely flabbergasted right now. “That is… quite the story!?”
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
cavum grinned "and i though i was the one with a complicated family tree. well, mines still complicated, but still" he pats erik on the back "best not to think about it, it'll drive you crazy if your not careful"
“I fear I already may be…haha…”
Felix is just absolutely flabbergasted right now. “That is… quite the story!?”
Erik replies, “Yeah, worthy of the history books! Although, if my mother was half-god half-hedgehog, and my father was full-god.., does that make me quarter hedgehog and three quarters god!?!?!”
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
cavum grinned "and i though i was the one with a complicated family tree. well, mines still complicated, but still" he pats erik on the back "best not to think about it, it'll drive you crazy if your not careful"
“I fear I already may be…haha…”
Felix is just absolutely flabbergasted right now. “That is… quite the story!?”
Erik replies, “Yeah, worthy of the history books! Although, if my mother was half-god half-hedgehog, and my father was full-god.., does that make me quarter hedgehog and three quarters god!?!?!”
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
cavum grinned "and i though i was the one with a complicated family tree. well, mines still complicated, but still" he pats erik on the back "best not to think about it, it'll drive you crazy if your not careful"
“I fear I already may be…haha…”
Felix is just absolutely flabbergasted right now. “That is… quite the story!?”
Erik replies, “Yeah, worthy of the history books! Although, if my mother was half-god half-hedgehog, and my father was full-god.., does that make me quarter hedgehog and three quarters god!?!?!”
“And no parts human?”
“Wait…If my father was Apollo, so 100% god. And my mother was formerly a hedgehog, so 50% hedgehog and 50% god…”
He sits down aggressively on the ground, head in his hands
”wha—what am I?!?!”
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
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“I fear I already may be…haha…”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Felix is just absolutely flabbergasted right now. “That is… quite the story!?”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
Erik replies, “Yeah, worthy of the history books! Although, if my mother was half-god half-hedgehog, and my father was full-god.., does that make me quarter hedgehog and three quarters god!?!?!”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
“And no parts human?”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
“Wait…If my father was Apollo, so 100% god. And my mother was formerly a hedgehog, so 50% hedgehog and 50% god…”
He sits down aggressively on the ground, head in his hands
”wha—what am I?!?!”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!