“Gyrating koalas”

"im a walking, Talking discord user given form"

"I pull the pin and throw the ewok!"

PC1: "Ninjas? Bah! Ninjas are a dime a dozen!"
PC2: "Then somebody went and spent about 20 bucks!"

Upon witnessing Jessica getting smacked and her uncontrolled change into a flock of 33 ravens:
Ana: "I can't heal birds!"

From an old Hero game:
(About Ninjas)
Ghost: They're just little peasants form the mountains. You can kill them with impunity.
Amber: I'd use explosives . . . impunity is a crappy weapon.
--
Shadowvyce (the ninja): How many points would it take . . .?
Ghost: Oh, this'll be good. You can't do that on seven points.
--
Amber: The ninja is making more noise than the sonics blaster!
--
Brian: So, do any of them still look dangerous?
GM: No, not at this point.
Brian: Eh. Then I'll just attack whoever's closest.
Shadowvyce: I'm closest to you!
--
Shadowvyce: He was quiet . . . -ish.
Ghost: -ISH!? When you add "-ish" it's no longer quiet!
--
Shutterbug (to Shadowvyce): Wait a minute!
*Camera Clicking*
Shutterbug: I've always wanted a picture of "irony."
--
Shutterbug (to police): You've got guns, right?
GM (as police): Yeah!?
Shutterbug: Good, that's important!
--
Shadowvyce: Tell me you cleaned the hair trap?
Silent Vengance: *Smug Grin*
Amber: That's beneath her.
MonkeyFist: She has people for that.
Amber (pointing to Shadowvyce): You.
Shutterbug: I want a ninja janitor.
--
GM: Once you get underground you don't see any more homeless.
MonkeyFist: Woo-hoo! We solved the homeless problem!
Shutterbug: We won the war on Homelessness!

"No plants are bad. Even if they murder someone. They are all good boys"

DM: "The sea spawn attacks you with his piscine anatomy --"

Rogue: "His pissing anatomy!?"

P1“I need healing” 

P2“you need to wait”

P3“we’re all gonna die in the first five minutes”

"I feel like I'm about two goblin murders away from being able to cast spells."

"For the Glory of Rock and Stone!"

"you're not a Dwarf, you need your R&S pass"

"can i have the R&S pass?"

"not a chance, after you did that"

"Isn't it odd that in a party containing a shady poison-using martial artist, an angry dwarf who loves violence, and a druggy hippy lizard who occasionally becomes a massive carnivore, the religious kid is the evil one?"

"We talk to them, like reasonable people."

"Eh, that's not how we do things around here."

Dm: “violence is optional”

me: “I choose violence”

Druid, about Barbarian: "He faced his childhood trauma by trying to hit it with a hammer until it died!"

NPC: "And did it die?"

Druid: "Admittedly, yes. Pretty good strategy."

Barbarian: "That's how you fix your problems kid!"

Someoneᵗᵐ: “you fix all you problems with violence?”

barbarian main: “yes”

PC: You have relics.

NPC: No, they're artifacts.

PC: How do you know they don't have saints' fingers in them?

"QUicK! GeT AwAy FroM ThE GoBlIn ThAt wAs DrUnK oFf OF SPRITE BEFORE IT INFECTS YOU WITH THE FOOT TALL VIRUS" great campaign.

Quote from Halfastbracegirdle >>

PC: You have relics.

NPC: No, they're artifacts.

PC: How do you know they don't have saints' fingers in them?

 That's reliquaries.

Quote from willow_ivyleaf >>

 

Quote from Halfastbracegirdle >>

PC: You have relics.

NPC: No, they're artifacts.

PC: How do you know they don't have saints' fingers in them?

 That's reliquaries.

One definition of relic is "a part of the body or something that belonged to a holy person," according to Cambridge. A reliquary is something that holds a relic, and is probably more accurate, but they're pretty interchangeable. And we hadn't pulled a dictionary out yet.

Huh. Well I learned something new.

Thanks

Dm about almost anything: “why did you do that”

me and my fav cousin: “CHAOS”

"why exactly are you stealing the shriveled up eye of a god?" Lin asked the jester rogue, as he replied, "i can do anything..." turns out he was jevil the whole time...