NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
It's not like it's your duty to know what the memekiddies keep parroting ad nauseum. If anything the only time something like that is actually funny anymore is when someone comes to it naturally.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"hello there! i see you would also want to join me in this quest!" "yes i do! by the way, my name is belgium waffles the 7 foot tall demon halfling"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"are you workin hard or hardly workin?" asked the fighter, who was asking his insane farmer employee. the farmer started choking the fighter, and responded, "ARE YOU BREATHING HARD OR HARDLY BREATHING?"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
little cousin being dm for the first time: “that’s not what the dog was for”
me and my cousin, planning what else we could potentially ruin: “oh well”
"well then, DAD. You are devoured by a pack of troglydite gnoll space krakens.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
"WE AREN'T GOING THERE, I'M NOT TALKING TO MY EX. HE CHEATED ON ME WITH AN AIRSPACE MUSEUM." - The party wizard when asked if she could get info from an npc who is a living library
'Nub Nub is for winners'
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"I have to retcon the joke lore"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
It's not like it's your duty to know what the memekiddies keep parroting ad nauseum. If anything the only time something like that is actually funny anymore is when someone comes to it naturally.
"i drop kick the halfling." "no, belgium waffles, you cannot dropkick the halfling, because you are also a halfling."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Cousin: “I shoot the dog”
everybody - me: “nO!”
me: “*fingerguns* noice”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"hello there! i see you would also want to join me in this quest!" "yes i do! by the way, my name is belgium waffles the 7 foot tall demon halfling"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"are you workin hard or hardly workin?" asked the fighter, who was asking his insane farmer employee. the farmer started choking the fighter, and responded, "ARE YOU BREATHING HARD OR HARDLY BREATHING?"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Dad: “I throw the dead dog at the hungry wolves”
little cousin being dm for the first time: “that’s not what the dog was for”
me and my cousin, planning what else we could potentially ruin: “oh well”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"well then, DAD. You are devoured by a pack of troglydite gnoll space krakens.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
If only, somehow he succeeded in animal handling and I, [[playing a bard]] somehow convinced the wolves to attac goblins
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
This werewolf is gonna be a puddle.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
“ I stab the goblin! *rolls a nat 1*”
“you stab your leg”
”fuuuu”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Npc: how long would you like to stay
me and my sis: *silent*
dad: I’m sorry that one’s mute and that one’s weird
Me and my sis with a monk and rouge characters: no just bad at social interactions
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
GARMADON!!!
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
Imagine your entire party being genasi rouges and an aasimar wizard rouge
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"The turkeys are coming! We need to run NOW!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Can we confuse them to death?"
Pronouns: he/him/his.
My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
"I've lived in the highest reaches of Mt. Hanbir for eighty years, my name forgotten by history. Young one, how did you find me?"
"I... read your mailbox."
...
"Dammit! I knew I should have gotten rid of that!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"WE AREN'T GOING THERE, I'M NOT TALKING TO MY EX. HE CHEATED ON ME WITH AN AIRSPACE MUSEUM." - The party wizard when asked if she could get info from an npc who is a living library
My room
Current Character: https://www.dndbeyond.com/profile/MajestorSteel1103/characters/44226318
Leader of the Cult of ANTI-Sedge
Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce as well as one of the three founders (others being GreatAxeblade and ParticleHex)