funny quotes from your campaign?

"Okay, fine, roll to hit with the sushi"

"I'd like to pose their dead bodies so they look like they're having a tea party." (FBI this was in D&D. not real life)

"No, [bard], the giant flesh-eating undead is not interested in going on a date with you!"

"Finally, someone who's character isn't... oh. I see I was wrong."

"I hate that logic, but it's not wrong. Fine, you can destroy the universe with your stack of pancakes."

"So, you see, with Summon Elemental and the magic cage, plus the giant engine we made, I can make a train, and since its the only one, I'll charge five gold per ticket. once this gets going, I can make a cross-continental railway, which I will then use to kickstart the industrial revolution, making advanced weaponry. with that weaponry, I'll make a mercenary force, and with the extra money, start a research facility to make plasma weapons. With those plasma weapons, we can then go destroy Cinderburg the Dragon." 

"Yes, getting eaten kills you."