Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
I call being the lord high sorcerer, and I’m not gonna turn into a cow just gonna paint a cow on my knee pads or something. But hey, I have a bull’s skull on my shoulder plate? Does that count?
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
I call being the lord high sorcerer, and I’m not gonna turn into a cow just gonna paint a cow on my knee pads or something. But hey, I have a bull’s skull on my shoulder plate? Does that count?
Sure...you can be my personal lord high sorcerer, in charge of overseeing the Bovine Beyond Realms;)
Hahahaha! Yes! *arcane energies flow around my hands as I smile grimly*
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Be careful tho, it will kinda attempt to take over your mind if you don’t kill stuff with it often enough.
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
rise bovines
Arnold has given you the gift ........ of bovine intervention!
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Cows, Arnold the Independent Zombie has spoken through myself, as a bovine conduit.
He states...
Hmm...
Zombie stuff. So really, just incomprehensible bull.
EDIT: two more recruits, eh...welcome @Evocation_Bovine and @Arcane_Bovine :)
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
we answer to the bivine
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Yayyyy! arnold barely made sense that time
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
I call being the lord high sorcerer, and I’m not gonna turn into a cow just gonna paint a cow on my knee pads or something. But hey, I have a bull’s skull on my shoulder plate? Does that count?
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
😑
idk
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Thanks
Sure...you can be my personal lord high sorcerer, in charge of overseeing the Bovine Beyond Realms;)
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Hahahaha! Yes! *arcane energies flow around my hands as I smile grimly*
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Dude can I just have a sword?
*Summons a daemonblade* yep, here!
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Be careful tho, it will kinda attempt to take over your mind if you don’t kill stuff with it often enough.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
look at us. we really are cows.
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Will Dark_Dice become yet another Bovine?
A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots.
My Improved Lineage System
I’m amazed (but not surprised) this has turned into a real thread.
will you become............Joelthewalrus-bovine?
in answer to your question, he is getting his name changed
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Hey, you know what...walrus are like sea cows. It'll pass, if you're up for joining the ranks:)
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
The Latin (I think it's Latin) meaning of Walrus is "tooth walking sea horse."
A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots.
My Improved Lineage System
Sword granted. Made of bull horn.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Yay