While you read those rules, presumably for the first time, my turn is as follows. Standard starting distance is 30ft, so I'm following that.
First, I use my bonus action to hexblade's curse you, adding my proficiency bonus (+6) to all my damage rolls against you. Then, I cast magic missile with a 1st level spell slot and use my Order of Scribes feature to transmute it to fire damage.
I use my dragon-touched focus to cast it as if with a 9th level spell slot, for a total of eleven missiles.
Also due to my focus, each missile does an additional 1d6 fire damage, and thanks to my Draconic sorcerer subclass, I add my charisma modifier to each missile. Each missile, in combination with hexblade's curse, deals 1d4+1 (base magic missile damage) + 5 (elemental affinity) plus 6 (hexblade's curse) plus 1d6 (dragon-touched focus).
Due to elemental adept, the minimum fire damage I can roll on a die is 2, and my fire damage ignores resistance to fire damage, putting the minimum damage of this spell at 2+2+1+5+6, or 16, multiplied by 11, for a total of 176.
I then use my action surge and cast magic missile again, repeating the process, but at 7th level. This second spell deals 9 multiplied by 16, for a total of 144 minimum damage.
176+144 is 320 minimum damage; unless your character has 321 or more health, you have lost.
While you read those rules, presumably for the first time, my turn is as follows. Standard starting distance is 30ft, so I'm following that.
First, I use my bonus action to hexblade's curse you, adding my proficiency bonus (+6) to all my damage rolls against you. Then, I cast magic missile with a 1st level spell slot and use my Order of Scribes feature to transmute it to fire damage.
I use my dragon-touched focus to cast it as if with a 9th level spell slot, for a total of eleven missiles.
Also due to my focus, each missile does an additional 1d6 fire damage, and thanks to my Draconic sorcerer subclass, I add my charisma modifier to each missile. Each missile, in combination with hexblade's curse, deals 1d4+1 (base magic missile damage) + 5 (elemental affinity) plus 6 (hexblade's curse) plus 1d6 (dragon-touched focus).
Due to elemental adept, the minimum fire damage I can roll on a die is 2, and my fire damage ignores resistance to fire damage, putting the minimum damage of this spell at 2+2+1+5+6, or 16, multiplied by 11, for a total of 176.
I then use my action surge and cast magic missile again, repeating the process, but at 7th level. This second spell deals 9 multiplied by 16, for a total of 144 minimum damage.
176+144 is 320 minimum damage; unless your character has 321 or more health, you have lost.
is that your turn?
My roll for blink is 8. I'm assuming you have somehow obtained 321 or more health?
While you read those rules, presumably for the first time, my turn is as follows. Standard starting distance is 30ft, so I'm following that.
First, I use my bonus action to hexblade's curse you, adding my proficiency bonus (+6) to all my damage rolls against you. Then, I cast magic missile with a 1st level spell slot and use my Order of Scribes feature to transmute it to fire damage.
I use my dragon-touched focus to cast it as if with a 9th level spell slot, for a total of eleven missiles.
Also due to my focus, each missile does an additional 1d6 fire damage, and thanks to my Draconic sorcerer subclass, I add my charisma modifier to each missile. Each missile, in combination with hexblade's curse, deals 1d4+1 (base magic missile damage) + 5 (elemental affinity) plus 6 (hexblade's curse) plus 1d6 (dragon-touched focus).
Due to elemental adept, the minimum fire damage I can roll on a die is 2, and my fire damage ignores resistance to fire damage, putting the minimum damage of this spell at 2+2+1+5+6, or 16, multiplied by 11, for a total of 176.
I then use my action surge and cast magic missile again, repeating the process, but at 7th level. This second spell deals 9 multiplied by 16, for a total of 144 minimum damage.
176+144 is 320 minimum damage; unless your character has 321 or more health, you have lost.
is that your turn?
My roll for blink is 8. I'm assuming you have somehow obtained 321 or more health?
correct
my turn
six attacks
Attack: 14 Damage: 34
Attack: 29 Damage: 26
Attack: 25 Damage: 15
Attack: 22 Damage: 16
Attack: 31 Damage: 23
Attack: 32 Damage: 29
and for each attack that hits make one DC21 con save, one DC 17 con save, one DC 13 con save
A level 20 barbarian with 24 CON and the tough feat would have 325 health. How exactly have you obtained over 321 health?
We had one round of prep. I will be rolling exactly zero constitution saving throws against poisoned ammunition you didn't have time to apply. I will roll my four constitution saving throws against your arrows of slaying, even though you didn't actually specify a creature type for them. 20 19 27 12
I use my reaction to cast shield, causing 2 of your attacks to miss, meaning the damage I take total is 26+15+23+29, or 93.
While you read those rules, presumably for the first time, my turn is as follows. Standard starting distance is 30ft, so I'm following that.
First, I use my bonus action to hexblade's curse you, adding my proficiency bonus (+6) to all my damage rolls against you. Then, I cast magic missile with a 1st level spell slot and use my Order of Scribes feature to transmute it to fire damage.
I use my dragon-touched focus to cast it as if with a 9th level spell slot, for a total of eleven missiles.
Also due to my focus, each missile does an additional 1d6 fire damage, and thanks to my Draconic sorcerer subclass, I add my charisma modifier to each missile. Each missile, in combination with hexblade's curse, deals 1d4+1 (base magic missile damage) + 5 (elemental affinity) plus 6 (hexblade's curse) plus 1d6 (dragon-touched focus).
Due to elemental adept, the minimum fire damage I can roll on a die is 2, and my fire damage ignores resistance to fire damage, putting the minimum damage of this spell at 2+2+1+5+6, or 16, multiplied by 11, for a total of 176.
I then use my action surge and cast magic missile again, repeating the process, but at 7th level. This second spell deals 9 multiplied by 16, for a total of 144 minimum damage.
176+144 is 320 minimum damage; unless your character has 321 or more health, you have lost.
is that your turn?
My roll for blink is 8. I'm assuming you have somehow obtained 321 or more health?
correct
my turn
six attacks
Attack: 14 Damage: 34
Attack: 29 Damage: 26
Attack: 25 Damage: 15
Attack: 22 Damage: 16
Attack: 31 Damage: 23
Attack: 32 Damage: 29
and for each attack that hits make one DC21 con save, one DC 17 con save, one DC 13 con save
A level 20 barbarian with 24 CON and the tough feat would have 325 health. How exactly have you obtained over 321 health?
We had one round of prep. I will be rolling exactly zero constitution saving throws against poisoned ammunition you didn't have time to apply. I will roll my four constitution saving throws against your arrows of slaying, even though you didn't actually specify a creature type for them. Dice rolls not yet available for this section. Dice rolls not yet available for this section. Dice rolls not yet available for this section. Dice rolls not yet available for this section.
I use my reaction to cast shield, causing 2 of your attacks to miss, meaning the damage I take total is 26+15+23+29, or 93.
No I just think that you don't like the glickes im using
What are you using?
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No I just think that you don't like the glickes im using
What are you using?
tough feat twice, contingency glitch, death ward glitch, AC glich
You had one prep round, which you used to caste haste instead of death ward. Tough feat can only be taken once. AC doesn’t matter with magic missile.
I know that now do you now understand?
I don’t really. That means you would have died to the magic missile.
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I still don't care now, Cyno (Also, I never am going to talk to you again, unless you directly speak to me.)
Okay 😭
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I still don't care now, Cyno (Also, I never am going to talk to you again, unless you directly speak to me.)
Okay 😭
And also, I'm not going to tell you why
The suspense 😔
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
While you read those rules, presumably for the first time, my turn is as follows. Standard starting distance is 30ft, so I'm following that.
First, I use my bonus action to hexblade's curse you, adding my proficiency bonus (+6) to all my damage rolls against you. Then, I cast magic missile with a 1st level spell slot and use my Order of Scribes feature to transmute it to fire damage.
I use my dragon-touched focus to cast it as if with a 9th level spell slot, for a total of eleven missiles.
Also due to my focus, each missile does an additional 1d6 fire damage, and thanks to my Draconic sorcerer subclass, I add my charisma modifier to each missile. Each missile, in combination with hexblade's curse, deals 1d4+1 (base magic missile damage) + 5 (elemental affinity) plus 6 (hexblade's curse) plus 1d6 (dragon-touched focus).
Due to elemental adept, the minimum fire damage I can roll on a die is 2, and my fire damage ignores resistance to fire damage, putting the minimum damage of this spell at 2+2+1+5+6, or 16, multiplied by 11, for a total of 176.
I then use my action surge and cast magic missile again, repeating the process, but at 7th level. This second spell deals 9 multiplied by 16, for a total of 144 minimum damage.
176+144 is 320 minimum damage; unless your character has 321 or more health, you have lost.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
My roll for blink is 8. I'm assuming you have somehow obtained 321 or more health?
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
A level 20 barbarian with 24 CON and the tough feat would have 325 health. How exactly have you obtained over 321 health?
We had one round of prep. I will be rolling exactly zero constitution saving throws against poisoned ammunition you didn't have time to apply. I will roll my four constitution saving throws against your arrows of slaying, even though you didn't actually specify a creature type for them.
20
19
27
12
I use my reaction to cast shield, causing 2 of your attacks to miss, meaning the damage I take total is 26+15+23+29, or 93.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
25
16
28
26
Second attempt.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Do you forfeit?
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
What are you using?
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
You had one prep round, which you used to cast haste instead of death ward. Tough feat can only be taken once. AC doesn’t matter with magic missile.
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I don’t really. That means you would have died to the magic missile.
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Okay 😭
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The suspense 😔
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
would you tell me why instead
:3
redpelt is my mother she legally adopted me