"Yes, I'd rather be paid than not to make an innocent people suffer."
"first of all drow society is demonic cuthroat female centric theocracy built on the back of captured slaves and second we are raiding their treasury for stuff" says the traveler
"First," says Eljhara, getting his nerve up, "I don't know why you included 'female centric' in a list of the bad things about them. Second, I highly doubt all drow are evil. There must be facets to their society other than the cult. And third, I don't even know your name!"
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Zag will do one last scam. “Hey Debulus, I recently got another batch of those greater healing berries. Since you sold your last batch, would you like some? 5 gp per berry.”
Deception(contested Insight, Nature or Arcana): 18 plus 2
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"First," says Eljhara, getting his nerve up, "I don't know why you included 'female centric' in a list of the bad things about them. Second, I highly doubt all drow are evil. There must be facets to their society other than the cult. And third, I don't even know your name!"
"sorry overly female centric yeah their not all evil only most of them and i dont know enough about their culture to find anything not evil ive heard they treat their slaves really well compared to other slave bearing races"
"First," says Eljhara, getting his nerve up, "I don't know why you included 'female centric' in a list of the bad things about them. Second, I highly doubt all drow are evil. There must be facets to their society other than the cult. And third, I don't even know your name!"
"sorry overly female centric yeah their not all evil only most of them and i dont know enough about their culture to find anything not evil ive heard they treat their slaves really well compared to other slave bearing races"
“Are we talking about the same drow?”
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"First," says Eljhara, getting his nerve up, "I don't know why you included 'female centric' in a list of the bad things about them. Second, I highly doubt all drow are evil. There must be facets to their society other than the cult. And third, I don't even know your name!"
"sorry overly female centric yeah their not all evil only most of them and i dont know enough about their culture to find anything not evil ive heard they treat their slaves really well compared to other slave bearing races"
“Are we talking about the same drow?”
"i have no idea if we are im from a different world so yeah"
Zag will do one last scam. “Hey Debulus, I recently got another batch of those greater healing berries. Since you sold your last batch, would you like some? 5 gp per berry.”
Deception(contested Insight, Nature or Arcana): 28 plus 4
*welp here i go portenting again have a nat 1 on that roll of yours*
Zag will do one last scam. “Hey Debulus, I recently got another batch of those greater healing berries. Since you sold your last batch, would you like some? 5 gp per berry.”
Deception(contested Insight, Nature or Arcana): 28 plus 4
*welp here i go portenting again have a nat 1 on that roll of yours*
*You got a nay 1 and a 2 for portents? Lol.*
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"First," says Eljhara, getting his nerve up, "I don't know why you included 'female centric' in a list of the bad things about them. Second, I highly doubt all drow are evil. There must be facets to their society other than the cult. And third, I don't even know your name!"
"sorry overly female centric yeah their not all evil only most of them and i dont know enough about their culture to find anything not evil ive heard they treat their slaves really well compared to other slave bearing races"
“Are we talking about the same drow?”
"i have no idea if we are im from a different world so yeah"
“Huh... We are both planar travelers, so you could be right.”
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Zag will do one last scam. “Hey Debulus, I recently got another batch of those greater healing berries. Since you sold your last batch, would you like some? 5 gp per berry.”
Deception(contested Insight, Nature or Arcana): 28 plus 4
*welp here i go portenting again have a nat 1 on that roll of yours*
*It’s still an 18. And Zag didn’t inspire himself, but he has cutting words for if Debulus gets lucky. Nice try, Traveler.*
"First," says Eljhara, getting his nerve up, "I don't know why you included 'female centric' in a list of the bad things about them. Second, I highly doubt all drow are evil. There must be facets to their society other than the cult. And third, I don't even know your name!"
"First, male drow are treated as barely better than slaves, second, yes for the first part but no for the second. Anyway we are smuggling all but the worst out of the city." *Everyone should introduce their character.*
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"well im the traveler i travel the planes im stuck here right no because i ran out of fuel for my interplanteary airship and im also a wizard" says the traveler
My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
"well im the traveler i travel the planes im stuck here right no because i ran out of fuel for my interplanteary airship and im also a wizard" says the traveler
“Wait... is that why you’re looking for places of planar power?”
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"i mean probally ill have a nap too before we set off (they for a human sleep very fast)"
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“Ok, we can leave tomorrow. Still, I’m a big part of this plan. So other than beating up drow, what’s the pay?”
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"first of all drow society is demonic cuthroat female centric theocracy built on the back of captured slaves and second we are raiding their treasury for stuff" says the traveler
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"First," says Eljhara, getting his nerve up, "I don't know why you included 'female centric' in a list of the bad things about them. Second, I highly doubt all drow are evil. There must be facets to their society other than the cult. And third, I don't even know your name!"
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Zag will do one last scam. “Hey Debulus, I recently got another batch of those greater healing berries. Since you sold your last batch, would you like some? 5 gp per berry.”
Deception(contested Insight, Nature or Arcana): 18 plus 2
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
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"sorry overly female centric yeah their not all evil only most of them and i dont know enough about their culture to find anything not evil ive heard they treat their slaves really well compared to other slave bearing races"
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“Are we talking about the same drow?”
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"i have no idea if we are im from a different world so yeah"
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*welp here i go portenting again have a nat 1 on that roll of yours*
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...Eljhara goes up to bed. He leaves the cookie.
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*You got a nay 1 and a 2 for portents? Lol.*
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All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
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“Huh... We are both planar travelers, so you could be right.”
RIP Tavern.
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*It’s still an 18. And Zag didn’t inspire himself, but he has cutting words for if Debulus gets lucky. Nice try, Traveler.*
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"First, male drow are treated as barely better than slaves, second, yes for the first part but no for the second. Anyway we are smuggling all but the worst out of the city." *Everyone should introduce their character.*
Pronouns: he/him/his.
My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
"well im the traveler i travel the planes im stuck here right no because i ran out of fuel for my interplanteary airship and im also a wizard" says the traveler
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"What fuel would you need?"
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My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
“I’m Zag, feywild native, con artist- I’d never do that to you of course though (Deception 16)- bard, and druid.”
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"a certain form of magic cloud"
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“Wait... is that why you’re looking for places of planar power?”
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