DART_DRAGON_SERVANT, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!? YOU HAVE CREATED A BEAST UNFIT FOR THIS WORLD!!!! THIS ABOMINATION IS TOO POWERFULL!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!?!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Yeah no don't feel any mercy for them. It would be a disgrace if a creature as filthy as them has even the rights to see the cat lords from above. (sorry that was just a joke don't take it personally but HONESTLY how could anyone even believe that dogs are greater than cats.)
Yeah no don't feel any mercy for them. It would be a disgrace if a creature as filthy as them has even the rights to see the cat lords from above. (sorry that was just a joke don't take it personally but HONESTLY how could anyone even believe that dogs are greater than cats.)
YES.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Yeah no don't feel any mercy for them. It would be a disgrace if a creature as filthy as them has even the rights to see the cat lords from above. (sorry that was just a joke don't take it personally but HONESTLY how could anyone even believe that dogs are greater than cats.)
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I just realized I have a homebrew cat (not on D&D Beyond). It's CR 100 with 17,250 health
I would post the stat block, but it would be really long
CR 100 is impossible. The highest is CR 30.
I know. It's heavily homebrewed, and if you saw the stat block, you would think it's CR 100
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
CR:100(XP 3.1 x 1047)(just guessing) 310,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Jumper: Dex is used for jumping
Regeneration: regains 50 HP at the start of her turn
Boons: Boon of Combat Prowess, Boon of Dimensional Travel, Boon of Energy Resistance, Boon of Fate, Boon of Fortitude, Boon of Irresistible Offense, Boon of Recovery, Boon of Skill, Boon of Speed, Boon of Spell Recall, Boon of Night Spirit, Boon of Truesight
Peerless arm. If Hettie misses, she can hit instead thrice per turn.
Blink steps. After the magic or attack action, can teleport 120 feet in any direction.
Improve fate. When you or another creature rolls a D20, roll a 2D8 and add it as a bonus or a penalty.
Overcome defenses, the bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing you deal always ignores Resistance and immunities.
In the last stand, when you drop to zero hit points, you can instead drop to half hit points (8625), once per Radiance of Cats or after a long rest.
Recover vitality, you have a pool of 10D1000. You can spend dice to regain hit points equal to the roll.
Free casting, whenever you cast a spell of 1-20 levels, roll a 10D20 on a match spell slot that isn’t expended
Legendary Resistance (11/Day). If Hettie fails a saving throw, she can choose to succeed instead.
Radiance of cats 6/long
If killed, respawns at full HP in one round and gains the effects of a power word heal
Actions
A hiss of pure hate: roll DC 30 Con save failed, get knocked back
2000 feet roll 1D100 if your roll is 45-0 take 100D20 (1050)
Multispell
50 levels of spells of Hettie's choice.
Multiattack (9 attacks):
3 paw attacks, range 30ft, to hit +49, 7d6+50 slashing (ignores Resistance and immunities) (224).
3 teeth attacks, range 40ft, to hit +43, 10d6+50 piercing (ignores Resistance and immunities) (255).
3 tail attacks, range 50ft, tohit +49, 4d20+50 bludgeoning (ignores Resistance and immunities) (276).
Spells Hettie's spells
Reactions
If targeted by force or bludgeoning damage, roll a D6. On a 1, nothing happens. On a 2-6, reflect on the caster.
Legendary actions
Death stare ranged attack roll on a hit takes 20D10+49(159)force. Half on success.
Three eye rays of the beholder
(4 action) Summon cats (explain below)
Mythic actions
Curse of the cat butt: you're cursed, you can’t gain levels or XP. You also have a disadvantage on all rolls. Can only be removed by wish, withno stress on the wish
Hide action
Heroic actions
Snuggles: Hettie lies on you if your walking speed is above 200, not affected, or you take 10D100 (505)
Multiattack (12 attacks) (931)
4 paw attacks range 30ft to hit+49 7D6+50 slashing (273)
4 teeth attacks range 40ft to hit +43 10D6+50 piercing (315)
4 tail attacks range 50ft to hit+49 4D20+50 bludgeoning (343)
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
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DART_DRAGON_SERVANT, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!? YOU HAVE CREATED A BEAST UNFIT FOR THIS WORLD!!!! THIS ABOMINATION IS TOO POWERFULL!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!?!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Yeah no don't feel any mercy for them. It would be a disgrace if a creature as filthy as them has even the rights to see the cat lords from above. (sorry that was just a joke don't take it personally but HONESTLY how could anyone even believe that dogs are greater than cats.)
Heyy Gem here!!!
↠You can call me Gem or Swiftmint
↠She/her are my preferred pronouns
↠Anything kotLC is fine by me
↠Still kinda new here
↠haha cats are my life (I draw them, play with them, pet them, eat them- WAIT WHAT NO NOT THAT LAST ONE)
YES.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Cult of the frog
Dnd nerd here
We got a cat now. Stole it from the neighbors.
Good.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I was hailing you because you have been graced with a triumvirate of cats. all other ranks mean nothing, before the greatness that is Cat.
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
YES. corgis are sorta kinda closeishoid though.
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
Every cat deserves $15
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
May I join?
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
I just realized I have a homebrew cat (not on D&D Beyond). It's CR 100 with 17,250 health
I would post the stat block, but it would be really long
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
CR 100 is impossible. The highest is CR 30.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I know. It's heavily homebrewed, and if you saw the stat block, you would think it's CR 100
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
Also though only CR 100 I’m CR 10,000
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Do you want the stat block?
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
Oh, and it has several +20 to ability scores
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
Ok. And sure I’ll have it.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Hettie Dragonkiller
tiny cat
Neutral
AC: 59 (unarmored defense Dex+prof)
HP: 17250 750D4+15000
Speed: 230 feet 280 swim
Str Dex Con Int Wis Cha
46(+18) 50(+20) 50(+20) 48(+19) 45(+17) 50(+20)
Saving throws: just add proficiency (33)
Skills add 33, except stealth, which is +86
Resistances: All. This resistance can not be removed or bypassed in any way. You always do half the damage. This fact is unchangeable.
Condition immunity, Charmed, Deafened, Exhaustion, Frightened, Grappled, Incapacitated, Paralyzed, Petrified, Poisoned, Restrained, Stunned.
Damage immunities force
Senses: True sight 1,000,000 tremorsense 1,000,000, blindsight 1,000,000
CR:100(XP 3.1 x 1047)(just guessing) 310,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Jumper: Dex is used for jumping
Regeneration: regains 50 HP at the start of her turn
Boons: Boon of Combat Prowess, Boon of Dimensional Travel, Boon of Energy Resistance, Boon of Fate, Boon of Fortitude, Boon of Irresistible Offense, Boon of Recovery, Boon of Skill, Boon of Speed, Boon of Spell Recall, Boon of Night Spirit, Boon of Truesight
Peerless arm. If Hettie misses, she can hit instead thrice per turn.
Blink steps. After the magic or attack action, can teleport 120 feet in any direction.
Improve fate. When you or another creature rolls a D20, roll a 2D8 and add it as a bonus or a penalty.
Overcome defenses, the bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing you deal always ignores Resistance and immunities.
In the last stand, when you drop to zero hit points, you can instead drop to half hit points (8625), once per Radiance of Cats or after a long rest.
Recover vitality, you have a pool of 10D1000. You can spend dice to regain hit points equal to the roll.
Free casting, whenever you cast a spell of 1-20 levels, roll a 10D20 on a match spell slot that isn’t expended
Legendary Resistance (11/Day). If Hettie fails a saving throw, she can choose to succeed instead.
Radiance of cats 6/long
If killed, respawns at full HP in one round and gains the effects of a power word heal
Actions
A hiss of pure hate: roll DC 30 Con save failed, get knocked back
2000 feet roll 1D100 if your roll is 45-0 take 100D20 (1050)
Multispell
50 levels of spells of Hettie's choice.
Multiattack (9 attacks):
3 paw attacks, range 30ft, to hit +49, 7d6+50 slashing (ignores Resistance and immunities) (224).
3 teeth attacks, range 40ft, to hit +43, 10d6+50 piercing (ignores Resistance and immunities) (255).
3 tail attacks, range 50ft, to hit +49, 4d20+50 bludgeoning (ignores Resistance and immunities) (276).
Spells Hettie's spells
Reactions
Legendary actions
Mythic actions
Heroic actions
4 paw attacks range 30ft to hit+49 7D6+50 slashing (273)
4 teeth attacks range 40ft to hit +43 10D6+50 piercing (315)
4 tail attacks range 50ft to hit+49 4D20+50 bludgeoning (343)
On action 1: summons 4 hunter cats (stat below)
On action 2: summons 16 elder cats
On action 3: summons 4 swarms of OCD kittens
On action 4: summons 16 swarms of ADHD cats
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
You will not kill her
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
Do you want the spell list too? (It's more heavily homebrewed and I mean more than Hettie.)
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber