I can do spot-on impressions of David Attenborough and Steve Irwin...
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
But if I asked you to tell the difference between a Blue Tit and a Great Tit, you would be stumped. Spoiler for Americans who have never come across them:
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
I can tell the best jokes at the most opportune times...
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
...as long as you’re a paladin. Paladins like heroic sacrifices, so more paladins will arise, inspired by you. Paladins are now more widespread than ever and you can’t stop them! Wha ha ha!
I can conjure anything...
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
They do it in the way that least benefits you.
I can do spot-on impressions of David Attenborough and Steve Irwin...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
But if I asked you to tell the difference between a Blue Tit and a Great Tit, you would be stumped. Spoiler for Americans who have never come across them:
Great Tits are bigger than Blue Tits.
Chilling kinda vibe.
Now have you submitted a power?
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Oh yeah.
I can identify any tree I see.
Chilling kinda vibe.
As long as it's over 2500 years old.
I can tell the best jokes at the most opportune times...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
But otherwise you have to remian silent.
I can burn through any novel in 5 minutes.
Chilling kinda vibe.
Granted. You incinerate every novel you see over a period of 5 minutes.
I don't have to cook babies before I eat them.
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
But you can't drink their blood you sicko.
I can stop anyone eating babies.
Chilling kinda vibe.
but not anyone writing about them
I can win any 1v1 contest (I'm looking at you, Stephanie252)
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
But I'm so good that I count as 1v2.
I can easily beat DnDShadow5e.
Chilling kinda vibe.
Because his character is level 1
I can roleplay successfully
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
When on your own.
My 1st level characters get an additional 19 levels.
Chilling kinda vibe.
but an additional 19 levels in different classes ( ex. 1 ranger 2 fighter 1 Cleric etc )
I can make any DnD item with the power of my mind
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
But only a tiny plastic replica.
I can instantly get rid of every paladin in the multiverse.
Chilling kinda vibe.
...as long as you’re a paladin. Paladins like heroic sacrifices, so more paladins will arise, inspired by you. Paladins are now more widespread than ever and you can’t stop them! Wha ha ha!
I can conjure anything...
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
...effectively making you a vengeance paladin. Thereby, you get rid of yourself.
I am a crack shot with any banana.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
... that looks like a sand castle
I find out a way to beat Stephanie's Character...
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
But it didn't work.
Chilling kinda vibe.
Huh, definitive statement....
Here's my superpower:
Invisibility.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
You get every power on this thread. The bad versions.
I can make people get to their computers...
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.