Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy He/Him *smacks table* DRAGONS "You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe* * note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin- Black Dragonborn Ranger
you play chess, above average. above average amount of time that is, without getting any better. you play chess for the entire rest of your life
i can fly a high as i want, as low as i want, as fast as i want, whenever i want, wherever i want, without taking too much energy. and stop whenever i want.
But you can't breathe due to the lack of air, and you aren't immune to air resistance.
I can draw exactly what I am imagining.
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Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy He/Him *smacks table* DRAGONS "You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe* * note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin- Black Dragonborn Ranger
..but every time you do, you transport yourself into a jar of asparagus, and you have to eat your way out.
I can cure any disease.
How is the asparagus cooked,Because if it is cooked right that only downside is time loss
you are now the god of pineapple pizza
I Shall become able to teleport as a I wish within a five mile radius I have perfect control of this effect and can never teleport to area outside of the radius.Furthermore activating this ability cannot induce exhaustion,waste more then an hour of time or conjure or summon various objects,beings or any thing else that I do not wish to teleport.
But all dice rolls automatically are 1’s, and the save DCs are 8.
I can teleport anyone I can see anywhere I’ve been, but.....
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Remember there are Rules as Written (RAW), Rules as Intended (RAI), and Rules as Fun (RAF). There's some great RAW, RAI, and RAF here... please check in with your DM to determine how they want to adjudicate the RAW/RAI/RAF for your game.
...except you can't control what explodes
I can travel to the world of D&D...
Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy
He/Him
*smacks table* DRAGONS
"You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams
Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe*
* note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity
Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin - Black Dragonborn Ranger
By buying expensive plane tickets, for very very long flights.
I can play chess, above average.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
you play chess, above average. above average amount of time that is, without getting any better. you play chess for the entire rest of your life
i can fly a high as i want, as low as i want, as fast as i want, whenever i want, wherever i want, without taking too much energy. and stop whenever i want.
But you can't breathe due to the lack of air, and you aren't immune to air resistance.
I can draw exactly what I am imagining.
Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy
He/Him
*smacks table* DRAGONS
"You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams
Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe*
* note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity
Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin - Black Dragonborn Ranger
But you can’t NOT draw what you’re thinking about. You are permanently forced to draw everything that you think about.
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
[Person above didn’t put one]
The power to create holes in the ozone layer
What am I supposed to do with a signature?
Egg
But you can’t control where
its always on top of you
Immunity to fire
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
But susceptibility to being fired.
I can understand anything just by looking at it...
but your prone to pink eye
I can choose my own side effect...
I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
Extended Sig
but you can polymorph into anything you want
i can enter and exit the ethereal plain...
I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
Extended Sig
But only via a single extremely crowded highway during rush hour.
I can call people out for replying to their own post.
but secretly you will call yourself out
i wish to be able see up to 3 hours into the future at all times (With a 93% accuracy rating.)
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
..but every time you do, you transport yourself into a jar of asparagus, and you have to eat your way out.
I can cure any disease.
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
But after you do, the person that you just cured gains an even more horrible disease.
I am a god of pizza.
Erean Cabenrith a Variant Human Cleric (Light Domain)
Eliem Lightblossom a High Elf Blood Hunter
Check out my Extended Signature Here
How is the asparagus cooked,Because if it is cooked right that only downside is time loss
you are now the god of pineapple pizza
I Shall become able to teleport as a I wish within a five mile radius I have perfect control of this effect and can never teleport to area outside of the radius.Furthermore activating this ability cannot induce exhaustion,waste more then an hour of time or conjure or summon various objects,beings or any thing else that I do not wish to teleport.
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
but you don't know what the treasure looks like
I can draw objects in thin air and make them real objects
I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
Extended Sig
oooh im afraid my clauses protected from that side effect.
they are real objects...for 1 minute before they become malicous clouds of destruction.
I wish to be able to heal wounds with causing any unwanted harm or distress to creature i wish to heal.
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
If only you could make that wish come true... Maybe try Twist the Wish?
I can cast more than one 9th level spell a day...
But all dice rolls automatically are 1’s, and the save DCs are 8.
I can teleport anyone I can see anywhere I’ve been, but.....
Remember there are Rules as Written (RAW), Rules as Intended (RAI), and Rules as Fun (RAF). There's some great RAW, RAI, and RAF here... please check in with your DM to determine how they want to adjudicate the RAW/RAI/RAF for your game.
.....But they die instantly.
I can conjure any liquid at any time
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.