Impossible. Your wish is too unlikely to ever happen to grant :| I sincerely apologize.
I have the power to get songs that are stuck in my head OUT of my head for the time being (until I want to listen to them again).
But the songs are literally out of your head and play in a little bubble that floats next to you… (and everyone else can hear).
I have the power to create artisan haM sandwiches at will…
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However, each time you do so, ingredients from nearby storages disappear, reappearing as a finished sandwich in your hand. You create the 2022 ham shortage.
I can cause people to dance at will, locking them in a state of continued until I mentally free them or until they die.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
...but you can’t stop it and the flames are extra powerful and can’t be put out so they burn the world down.
I can do anything...
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...but my mind moves as well. It is soon ripped out of my head.
I can fly...
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...but are so delicious that you are eaten immediately.
I can think of a super power...
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
but it always comes in the form of plasma first
I become capable of making myself explode without harming myself as i wish
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
..But whenever you do that, you lose a body part. (Not from the explosion)
I can make any homophobes accept LGBTQ+ People
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
Impossible. Your wish is too unlikely to ever happen to grant :| I sincerely apologize.
I have the power to get songs that are stuck in my head OUT of my head for the time being (until I want to listen to them again).
Certified gay geek
Still don’t really know how to play this game, but I love it anyway.
he/they
But the songs are literally out of your head and play in a little bubble that floats next to you… (and everyone else can hear).
I have the power to create artisan haM sandwiches at will…
Remember there are Rules as Written (RAW), Rules as Intended (RAI), and Rules as Fun (RAF). There's some great RAW, RAI, and RAF here... please check in with your DM to determine how they want to adjudicate the RAW/RAI/RAF for your game.
However, each time you do so, ingredients from nearby storages disappear, reappearing as a finished sandwich in your hand. You create the 2022 ham shortage.
I can cause people to dance at will, locking them in a state of continued until I mentally free them or until they die.
Pronouns: He/Him
All people you see begin dancing uncontrollably. You realize that you are looking in a mirror. That's unfortunate, isn't it?
I always roll natural 20s on d20 rolls...
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
...but -100s on every other die.
I can do whatever I want...
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
But you can never do anything else. So no chores for you, your house ends up collapsing due to lack of care.
I can light anything on fire at will...
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
...but you can’t stop it and the flames are extra powerful and can’t be put out so they burn the world down.
I can do anything...
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
...But you can't do nothing and you gain one exhaustion level every second.
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
You forgot a super power.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Right, I can move things with my mind.
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
...but my mind moves as well. It is soon ripped out of my head.
I can fly...
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
..but you can't stop going up, you eventually drift into the stratosphere and die.
I can live...
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
...for half a second.
I can do whatever I would like to...
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
...but only if your parents allow you.
I become a pickle...
...but are so delicious that you are eaten immediately.
I can think of a super power...
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
but you don't actually have one
I'm a Coinshot (Allomancy)
I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
Extended Sig
...but I have no idea what that is.
I am telepathic...
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
But you can only read peoples minds when they are hungry.
I have the power to take away the flaws from my power...