Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
When you activate the ability you send the objects to the ethereal plane, and they come back to the real world inside of your heart, killing you instantly.
I can use all spells infinitely, with no draw backs.
By ALL spells, only ALL spells from the ILLUSION school. You also can't DRAW THEM BACK, which means the effects would go on forever, whether you want to or not.
I can conjure up anything out of thin air with no mishaps or adversaries.
they're very weird and you eventually get banned
I can make popcorn like a professional
my name is not Bryce
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But only with the sun. You burn to death
I can turn people into trees
you accidently turn yourself into a tree
I can make people on the internet very mad
my name is not Bryce
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Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
They know your address
I can cast mage hand
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
...And it burns whatever it touches.
I can use the Force...
“Never laugh at live dragons.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
Never has truer words been said. From very personal experience.
But you have a lightsaber in your chest
I am considered extremely attractive and desirable by all the female D&D bbegs from official books
my name is not Bryce
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But none of them exist in real life, and your looks now make all females detest you.
I can create shields of light that I can control
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they explode the earth
I have Discord Nitro and Youtube Premium and D&D Beyond Big Boy Subscription
my name is not Bryce
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Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
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But You quickly run out of money and die in poverty
i can win any argument
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
but nobody wants to be your friend because your always winning arguments
I can fix anything except my marriage
my name is not Bryce
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Because you are unmarried forever due to a fey curse.
I have the powers of a pc baby.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
one of your powers is overheating and then freezing
I have a morbidly obese cat named Big Chungus
my name is not Bryce
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Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
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Who turns into a Big Fungus
I can create nonliving matter (at will) that is incapable of doing anything that would harm me.
i am a human being.
You create a impenetrable cage around your self. You Die of hunger
I can shit jelly beans.
They taste terrible and are covered in poop, no matter how much you wash them.
I can make small objects float towards me at a fairly safe speed.
When you activate the ability you send the objects to the ethereal plane, and they come back to the real world inside of your heart, killing you instantly.
I can use all spells infinitely, with no draw backs.
By ALL spells, only ALL spells from the ILLUSION school. You also can't DRAW THEM BACK, which means the effects would go on forever, whether you want to or not.
I can conjure up anything out of thin air with no mishaps or adversaries.
Brains over brawn? Mind over matter? These canny warriors rightly answer, "Why not both?" - Tasha
My Homebrews: Monsters, Magic Items, Spells, Races
Rhulg- Hobgoblin Gunsmith
Everything you conjure reeks of the smell of rotten eggs
I can eat anything including things that are inedible
just because you CAN eat cyanide doesnt mean it wont still kill you
I can make all my problems someone else's problems
my name is not Bryce
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Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
They become your future reincarnation’s problem.
I can remember all of my past lives.