But you can’t bleed albatrosses.

 I can bleed cats, dogs quokkas, lemmings, beavers, chipmunks, mouse lemurs, geckos, finches, rabbits, giant river otters, fire ants, irukandji Jellyfish, squirrels, deer, owls, and albatrosses.

But you can't bleed ferrets

I can bleed cats, dogs, quokkas, lemmings, beavers, chipmunks, mouse lemurs, geckos, finches, rabbits, giant river otters, fire ants, irukandji Jellyfish, squirrels, deer, owls, albatrosses and ferrets

But you can’t bleed tarantula hawk wasps.

   I can bleed cats, dogs, quokkas, lemmings, beavers, chipmunks, mouse lemurs, geckos, finches, rabbits, giant river otters, fire ants, irukandji Jellyfish, squirrels, deer, owls, albatrosses, ferrets, and tarantula hawk wasps.       

You have all that wildlife climbing, biting, tearing, gnawing, stinging, flapping, swimming, and stomping in your veins. Eventually they tear you apart.

Pain does not distract me. I know that it is there and that I have been harmed, but it isn't painful. I can still function properly with what would be crippling levels of pain for others.

So you are experimented on, undergoing horrific tortures, to test this magical pain tolerance levels

I can control the weather in a 10 meter radius around myself.

The nicer the weather is around you, all other weather is 100 times worse.

I can resurrect dinosaurs and they obey my every command.

But you can't bleed hummingbirds. 

I can bleed invisible blood. 

As a result, you are now pretty much top of the Most Wanted list.

I can speed up plant growth

That's just your mind telling you that.

I can tell whether people are telling the truth or not

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But you can't bleed hummingbirds. 

I can bleed invisible blood. 

 Truly a horrifying weakness. 

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That's just your mind telling you that.

I can tell whether people are telling the truth or not

 As a result, you become incredibly depressed by the amount of deception in the world.

I can choose how tall or short I wish to be.

You die, as you accidentally choose to be 36903 miles tall and suffocate.

i can bleed hummingbirds.

But they always fly away. 

I know how to stop time. *Star Platinum, The World!*

But when you do, you can't get it started again.

I am super rich and everything I own is bat themed. 

You get rabies.

I can transmit rabies, although i am immune to its effects.

I don't see how that is a power. More of a curse. Makes it hard to bite people.

I can resurrect dead animals.

Not very well

I can make burg

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Not very well

I can make burg

 Not very well

I can solve any problem no matter what

Now life is boring and pointless. There is nothing to do. No goals to achieve. Nothing to strive for. 

I can alter a person's dreams.