I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
The weather can control you as well. If you want wind, the wind will blow you away and cover you in fallen leaves. If you want rain, the rain will only fall as a waterfall on your head. If you like sun, there is more radiation on your skin, so you will be scorched. If you want snow, you take 999d6 cold damage.
I can suck the souls out of my enemies (school teachers) to become a powerful dark lord with necromantic abilities.
The souls are constantly chattering in your head, correcting everything you say and do. Kinda like a gossipy phantom rogue thing.
I have aquired a copy of Mordinkanens spellbook and can cast any of the spells inside
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
But only ones people have an attachment to
i can turn invisible at will
Where have all the flowers gone?
But only when people aren't looking. (If you've seen the movie, I'm proud of you)
I have a large spherical area of invisible energy around me that negates others superpowers, but not my own.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Magnets negate it, absorbing the energy
I can control the weather on a whim
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The weather can control you as well. If you want wind, the wind will blow you away and cover you in fallen leaves. If you want rain, the rain will only fall as a waterfall on your head. If you like sun, there is more radiation on your skin, so you will be scorched. If you want snow, you take 999d6 cold damage.
I can suck the souls out of my enemies (school teachers) to become a powerful dark lord with necromantic abilities.
With friendly greetings
Thrør Máthẳn Márbhådh
The souls are constantly chattering in your head, correcting everything you say and do. Kinda like a gossipy phantom rogue thing.
I have aquired a copy of Mordinkanens spellbook and can cast any of the spells inside
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
But they can only affect you. And mordenkainen is very angry with you, too.
I can force anything to submit to anything I say...
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
I am the favorite idiot of the fox
I'm active most days, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
But only during the full moon from the hours 12:00 AM. - 3 AM
I can mimic any artists voice…
(music artist)
Where have all the flowers gone?
But it always sounds like lewis capaldi.
I can mentally force anyone to punch themselves very hard in the face...
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
I am the favorite idiot of the fox
I'm active most days, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
But only when your listening to music, loud HEAVY metal that breaks your eardrums.
im can turn invisible on command/when I want to..
Where have all the flowers gone?
...at least, you think you're invisible. Everyone else sees you just fine.
I am now online...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
but only for the next 3 minutes
i gain the power to shapeshift, much like a changeling, begin able to copy others appearances or just change stuff about my current look...
Where have all the flowers gone?
But you cannot change your eyes or nose.
I can stop gibber from gibbering...
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
I am the favorite idiot of the fox
I'm active most days, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
...in your dreams. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I can gibber however much I want...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
but only theoretically
i can learn any instrument just by touching it..
Where have all the flowers gone?
As in, you probe it's mind and your mind gets slammed by a bunch of machines in guitar factories.
I can breathe air...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
but only underwater
i can fly...
Where have all the flowers gone?
... At a rate where gravity easily counters you, rendering it useless.
I can think of all the gameplay mechanics for a dnd thing I'm making...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
But they're completely broken and useless.
I can babble(same as gibbering but more powerful)...
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
I am the favorite idiot of the fox
I'm active most days, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
...in a form that's weaker then gibbering.
I can get EJODM to stop trying to be better then me at gibbering or trying to stop my gibbering or whatever...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
...But thats impossible.
I can jump 70 feet into the air and float down like a feather...
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
I am the favorite idiot of the fox
I'm active most days, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!