...but the muffins are incredibly poisonous and it is impossible for me to hold muffins, just eat them.
I can think of a super power...
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I can do anything at all with absolutely no restrictions at all, even if doing so would break the rules of the universe...
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...which somehow only harms me and those I care about.
I can instantly obliterate all who stand before me...
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...as long that thing is a corpse, and you can only transform by dying.
I can... (you chose what)
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Except you are 1st level and can't and it breaks your mind!
I can talking without needing to get a breath of hair so I can talk indefinetly...
You are now unable to get a breath of air at all times, so you suffocate.
I can eat muffins anywhere I want to and not be harmed by anyone or anything indefinitely so long as I am holding a muffin.
Updog
...but the muffins are incredibly poisonous and it is impossible for me to hold muffins, just eat them.
I can think of a super power...
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Then do it
I can eat muffins completely unharmed, not being posioned, and be completely unharmed indefinitely, with absoutely no negative side affects
Updog
...other then immediately being slain.
I can do anything at all...
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
as long as it fits into the space of one atom.
I can't die and feel no pain..
Black Lives Matter
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Extended Signature, The Best Paradox, We all knew it.
I participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with several champions they are all in my extended signature Win Streak: 0 Total Wins: 19 Total Loses: 6
...as long as I am dead.
I can do anything at all with absolutely no restrictions at all, even if doing so would break the rules of the universe...
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
...if my body is taken over by Bill Cypher from Gravity Falls
I know everything everyone has ever known...
I exist sometimes, especially when I'm DMing Curse of Strahd.
...but the people named Everything are so incredibly dumb, so it's like you know nothing.
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
...Your superpower is nothing so you dissolve into nothing
I can explode with the force of 50000000 lbs. of TNT...
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
...which somehow only harms me and those I care about.
I can instantly obliterate all who stand before me...
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
...which also includes anyone in front of me, which also includes me.
I can win people over with my friendliness :)
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
... For a few seconds before the charm spell wears off.
I can cast ALL the spells . . .
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
...that instakill me.
I can...
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
no you can't
I can run at the speed of light for any duration without being harmed in any way
Updog
But the area around you heats up, disintegrating things around you (but not you) while you run at the speed of light.
I can summon any vehicle at will...
"A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told" -Chris Colfer
Bach is the best composer ever. "What about second breakfast?" -Pippin Took.
Make America Great Britain Again.
...as long that thing is a corpse, and you can only transform by dying.
I can... (you chose what)
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
..die gruesomely forever.
I can destroy the humans permanently with a snap.
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
So long as 'humans' means you.
I can change the probability of events happening even if it has a 0% chance of happening...
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
You can only change it to having a 1% chance of happening, even if it previously had more
I have the body of a slime, and can transform into anything i consume
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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