You can run at Will. There turns out to only be one thing named Will in all of existence, and it's a human that sits on his couch all day. You can only run towards him. Never away, or towards anything else.
you can read minds and tell the future, you immediately get headaches from everyone’s very busy mind (damn it Kinkajou) and occasionally some weird as prophecy’s about ducks (damn it Kinkajou)
you can read minds and tell the future, you immediately get headaches from everyone’s very busy mind (damn it Kinkajou) and occasionally some weird as prophecy’s about ducks (damn it Kinkajou)
I wish for every Dungeon Mastering Tool I want!
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! SOMEBODY GETS ME!
You get the tool that creates monsters, and it summons monsters directly in your home. Say bye bye!
I can go into Sonic's world and go on adventures with him...
you can read minds and tell the future, you immediately get headaches from everyone’s very busy mind (damn it Kinkajou) and occasionally some weird as prophecy’s about ducks (damn it Kinkajou)
I wish for every Dungeon Mastering Tool I want!
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! SOMEBODY GETS ME!
You get the tool that creates monsters, and it summons monsters directly in your home. Say bye bye!
I can go into Sonic's world and go on adventures with him.
Sadly you can’t survive supersonic speed and end up vaporising instantly, whoopsies.
I can fall over at will and suffer no injuries, I even have life insurance on it.
For every building you create that way, another building is destroyed.
My heart is held in a needle which is in an egg which is in a duck which is in a hare which is in a dog which is in a bear which is in a dragon which is in tree which is on a distant unheard of island. I cannot be killed while the needle is intact and the needle cannot be destroyed while it is in the egg.
One sec, need both.
BOW DOWN TO YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS
OK, I happen to have a friend named Will, so, no.
BOW DOWN TO YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS
I posted this earlier but nobody responded yet.
BOW DOWN TO YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS
I’ll do it!
you can read minds and tell the future, you immediately get headaches from everyone’s very busy mind (damn it Kinkajou) and occasionally some weird as prophecy’s about ducks (damn it Kinkajou)
I wish for every Dungeon Mastering Tool I want!
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! SOMEBODY GETS ME!
You get the tool that creates monsters, and it summons monsters directly in your home. Say bye bye!
I can go into Sonic's world and go on adventures with him...
BOW DOWN TO YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS
Sadly you can’t survive supersonic speed and end up vaporising instantly, whoopsies.
I can fall over at will and suffer no injuries, I even have life insurance on it.
no more time for dnd
But when you fall, you fall through the pavement and into whatever's underneath
I can breathe in any atmosphere
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except our own
I can make any girl love me
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
But every guy hates you
I can understand any language
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That a pink baby nudibranch named Leonard speaks.
I can control 300,000 Pink Baby nudibranchs named Leonard.
Sadly all of them are blue.
I can win at scissors, paper, rock every single time.
no more time for dnd
You can only win if the opponent calls it scissors, paper, rock.
photographic muscle memory
Your muscle memory may be great but your brain memory sure ain't.
I don't need sleep to operate properly.
Because you can't function properly.
I can kill with a look
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
But if someone sees me before I can see them then I perish.
I can summon dragons at will and they are under my complete control.
But for every dragon you summon, you also summon a dragon of the opposite alignment which tries to kill you
I can create stable and structurally integral buildings using no resources or effort
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
For every building you create that way, another building is destroyed.
My heart is held in a needle which is in an egg which is in a duck which is in a hare which is in a dog which is in a bear which is in a dragon which is in tree which is on a distant unheard of island. I cannot be killed while the needle is intact and the needle cannot be destroyed while it is in the egg.
The Needle starts off broken.
i am a Lich.
You placed your phylactery in a volcano thinking it would be hard to get at, and well protected. The volcano blew up.
I will never forget anything. I can memorize anything I need with no effort.
Unless your bonked on the head. Which I just did *BONK*
I can win any battle with any living or dead creature
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing