----but your whole body is numb so you can barely walk.

I can go through any thing like a ghost without getting stuck.

Permanently.

I can speak and understand all languages fluently.

But you whisper and no one can understand you.

I can breathe air and water.

You never said you could do it well.

i can become any mythological creature, and back to my regular human form at will, with no repercussions.

Except its always a random creature.

I am God

Everybody is an atheist.

i can waterbend as if i was katara without any repercussions or detriments.

It's the future and a device has already been invented that can do the same thing but more efficiently.

I always know the answer to any question I am asked...

but you are only asked obvious questions

I can plan a perfect D&D session that has everything laid out and perfectly set up.

But you have no friends.

I am the biggest bird.

You are now the elephant bird. Elephant birds have been dead for 600 years.

i am a Yule cat.

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You are now the elephant bird. Elephant birds have been dead for 600 years.

i am a Yule cat.

 In the core of the sun, oops nothing can survive there

I always have a slay outfit on

It kills you. 

I can touch rocks and make them green. 

But then they evaporate for some reason.

I am immortal

until you die

i know everything

Until you forget. 

I am enlightened. 

And only that.

I'm immortal and can't die. But also can't be hurt by anything.

You don’t exist. You are fiction.

i can bend reality with no repercussions and nobody else can.

Once. 

I can see invisible things. And visible things. 

But no one can see you.

I can run as fast as the speed of light at will and can stop whenever I want with no repercussions and no one else can

You can run at Will. There turns out to only be one thing named Will in all of existence, and it's a human that sits on his couch all day. You can only run towards him. Never away, or towards anything else. 

I can time travel but not mess anything up.