Your absorption of knowledge is asymptotic. The more you learn, the more a single idea permeates your consciousness - Ave Christus Rex. The realization that omnipotence is reserved for creator, not His creation, hits you like a sledgehammer the instant before your mortal mind crumbles under the weight of infinite truth.
I am able to summon snowstorms, with intensity directly proportional to the lack of snow we are currently experiencing in Ontario.
Your absorption of knowledge is asymptotic. The more you learn, the more a single idea permeates your consciousness - Ave Christus Rex. The realization that omnipotence is reserved for creator, not His creation, hits you like a sledgehammer the instant before your mortal mind crumbles under the weight of infinite truth.
I am able to summon snowstorms, with intensity directly proportional to the lack of snow we are currently experiencing in Ontario.
EDIT: this was in response to Garrick
(You confused omniscience and omnipotence.)
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“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Your absorption of knowledge is asymptotic. The more you learn, the more a single idea permeates your consciousness - Ave Christus Rex. The realization that omnipotence is reserved for creator, not His creation, hits you like a sledgehammer the instant before your mortal mind crumbles under the weight of infinite truth.
I am able to summon snowstorms, with intensity directly proportional to the lack of snow we are currently experiencing in Ontario.
EDIT: this was in response to Garrick
Nobody took away my powers of fire. Sooo I melt all your snow and bring on a heat wave of deadly proportions. Mwahahaha
I have the power of fire still
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"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live. whispering wind. falling through sky. knowing i died. falling. dying... slowly......
Your absorption of knowledge is asymptotic. The more you learn, the more a single idea permeates your consciousness - Ave Christus Rex. The realization that omnipotence is reserved for creator, not His creation, hits you like a sledgehammer the instant before your mortal mind crumbles under the weight of infinite truth.
I am able to summon snowstorms, with intensity directly proportional to the lack of snow we are currently experiencing in Ontario.
EDIT: this was in response to Garrick
(You confused omniscience and omnipotence.)
I misread lol
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Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Your absorption of knowledge is asymptotic. The more you learn, the more a single idea permeates your consciousness - Ave Christus Rex. The realization that omnipotence is reserved for creator, not His creation, hits you like a sledgehammer the instant before your mortal mind crumbles under the weight of infinite truth.
I am able to summon snowstorms, with intensity directly proportional to the lack of snow we are currently experiencing in Ontario.
EDIT: this was in response to Garrick
Nobody took away my powers of fire. Sooo I melt all your snow and bring on a heat wave of deadly proportions. Mwahahaha
I have the power of fire still
Getting back on track, the fire burns you too
I can read minds
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Unfortunately the last sea otter on your plane died two centuries before you were born.
I know this because I have the power of time travel.
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Current interests: Learning/playing DnD and Magic the Gathering. Reading/adapting the following serials into playable experiences: Ascendance of a Bookworm, Elfquest, He Who Fights With Monsters. Various craft and research interests.
Unfortunately you used your intelligrnce to very wittily insult someone with a wish spell, who then wished for you to forever fail your intelligence saves...
Then cast feeblemind on you.
I have the power of Spectator, and can see such things going on wherever they happen.
Current interests: Learning/playing DnD and Magic the Gathering. Reading/adapting the following serials into playable experiences: Ascendance of a Bookworm, Elfquest, He Who Fights With Monsters. Various craft and research interests.
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As long as they say it's okay
I have the power to be the internet
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
as long as you live in a computer screen
I have the power to get anything I want
ima drago :3
OwO What's this? *notices your pfp* Very nice pfp my friend. 10/10
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I love suffering with suicide :3
But it’s delayed for 11111 years
I can think of good powers
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
But you can’t have them.
I wish to be omnipotent.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
You failed to name a power that you have
I am the best fencer on planet earth
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Never bring a knife to a gun fight
I am the best sniper in the world
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Never bring a gun to and atomic bomb fight
I can create infinite amounts of water
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
But only infinite amounts.
I wish to be omnipotent.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
Your wish is not fulfilled. This isn’t twist the wish
I can wildshape
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Into a gnat
A have the power of fire
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Your absorption of knowledge is asymptotic. The more you learn, the more a single idea permeates your consciousness - Ave Christus Rex. The realization that omnipotence is reserved for creator, not His creation, hits you like a sledgehammer the instant before your mortal mind crumbles under the weight of infinite truth.
I am able to summon snowstorms, with intensity directly proportional to the lack of snow we are currently experiencing in Ontario.
EDIT: this was in response to Garrick
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
(You confused omniscience and omnipotence.)
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Nobody took away my powers of fire. Sooo I melt all your snow and bring on a heat wave of deadly proportions. Mwahahaha
I have the power of fire still
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
I misread lol
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Getting back on track, the fire burns you too
I can read minds
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
But you can't decide who you mind read
I have the power of dnd
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Nobody can ever talk to you again, as you have gained the power of do not disturb.
i can magically befriend and talk to sea otters.
Unfortunately the last sea otter on your plane died two centuries before you were born.
I know this because I have the power of time travel.
Current interests: Learning/playing DnD and Magic the Gathering. Reading/adapting the following serials into playable experiences: Ascendance of a Bookworm, Elfquest, He Who Fights With Monsters. Various craft and research interests.
You can make time travel through you as in avengers end game.
I have the power of super intelligence
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Unfortunately you used your intelligrnce to very wittily insult someone with a wish spell, who then wished for you to forever fail your intelligence saves...
Then cast feeblemind on you.
I have the power of Spectator, and can see such things going on wherever they happen.
Current interests: Learning/playing DnD and Magic the Gathering. Reading/adapting the following serials into playable experiences: Ascendance of a Bookworm, Elfquest, He Who Fights With Monsters. Various craft and research interests.