Super Power... With a Flaw

however, you become that person, losing your ability to change back in 1 hour!

i can read any dnd supplement before it comes out.

ha page 42! the answer!

But you have 1 minute before you can never read it again once you start reading

I can turn invisible

When you turn invisible, all the items you wear remain visible... and when you turn visible, they become invisible instead. 

I can sense wishes and wants of any person I see, whenever I choose to.

Alongside being able to choose who you can read, you also randomly know what other people want, which may lead to some problems...

I'm Invincible...

...to bricks thrown from at least 1000 feet in the air

I can play videos at 2 times the normal speed, and can still understand what's happening in the video just as well as if it was normal speed

...but for the love of gods you can't manage to beat any of them, always getting stuck at some obstacle in the middle.

I can see through any material when I choose to do so.

But that X-Ray causes you to misread text, just like with that last post

I can't have flaws

Because you are perfectly average, literally the exact average of all humans on earth.

I never cough or sneeze, or even begin to cough or sneeze

...when you're sleeping

I can summon money, at will, and the money won't suffocate me

Nah. Instead, it’ll crush you. 

I can spawn a copy of *whelm* (the artifact) at will. 

(Bonus: I have a solution to this that is a pun. If you get it, I will dub thou Mr. Cool Guy)

It appears in front of every person named will, now they all have it, you may want to hide before one of them goes on a murderous rampage of some sort

I never get angry while playing a videogame

You now, when you would be angry, become enraged

I'm god

You cease to exist, because atheists were actually right

My hands get never get cramped

Your fingers, feet, head, eyes, and everything else does instead. All the time.

(Btw the response I was looking for involved the word over*whelm*ed)

I never feel pain.

 ...except when you are hurt.

I can summon an army of cats.

however, being typical cats not under your control, they just lick themselves and occasionally bite you.

i gain hundreds of cyborgs under my control, all linked in a hive mind. resistance is futile.

The link only actually works when they are connected via a unique, alien-tech 50cm cable to an old iMac. When disconnected they are immobile and fail to follow any commands.

I can cast Mage Hand in the real world.

But a literal hand appears, and it doesn't go away

I can make magic tacos

Magically disgusting!

I can create a 1’ x 1’ x 1’ cube that floats in midair and cannot be moved in any way, I can also make the cube disappear whenever I want