Sadly, the filters are so severe they only allow you to access crocheting websites.
I can tunnel through the earth at the speed of sound.
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Edeleth Treesong (Aldalire) WoodElf Druid lvl 8 Talaveroth Sub 2 Last Tree StandingTabaxi Ranger, Chef and Hoardsperson lvl 5, Company of the Dragon Team 1 Choir Kenku Cleric, Tempest Domain, lvl 11, Descent Into Avernus Test Drive Poinki Goblin Paladin, Redemption, lvl 5, Tales from Talaveroth Lyrika Nyx Satyr Bard lvl 1, The Six Kingdoms of Talia
...But for every IQ point over 200 your lifespan is halved due to your brain overworking itself. You lived for 4 days total with that IQ, insufficient time to actually try and fix the problem, Perhaps someone should get some flowers for you.
I have the power to control every lamp in the universe.
I can instantly travel from any mailbox in the world to any other mailbox in the world.
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Edeleth Treesong (Aldalire) WoodElf Druid lvl 8 Talaveroth Sub 2 Last Tree StandingTabaxi Ranger, Chef and Hoardsperson lvl 5, Company of the Dragon Team 1 Choir Kenku Cleric, Tempest Domain, lvl 11, Descent Into Avernus Test Drive Poinki Goblin Paladin, Redemption, lvl 5, Tales from Talaveroth Lyrika Nyx Satyr Bard lvl 1, The Six Kingdoms of Talia
Every time you do, a random person gets teleported into the transparent cube, and disappears with the cube.
I have the fastest internet connection, no matter where I connect
Lynn-Marie Verine-Wintercleaver, Human Bloodhunter - Adventures in Esyldien
Finan Caible, Human Bard - Joys of Balance
Yroc Grumbak, Orc Fighlock - Pizazz's ToA
Arell Peroan, Half-Elf Warlonk - Scattered Gods
ESC! | 10|33|5~
Sadly, the filters are so severe they only allow you to access crocheting websites.
I can tunnel through the earth at the speed of sound.
Edeleth Treesong (Aldalire) Wood Elf Druid lvl 8 Talaveroth Sub 2
Last Tree Standing Tabaxi Ranger, Chef and Hoardsperson lvl 5, Company of the Dragon Team 1
Choir Kenku Cleric, Tempest Domain, lvl 11, Descent Into Avernus Test Drive
Poinki Goblin Paladin, Redemption, lvl 5, Tales from Talaveroth
Lyrika Nyx Satyr Bard lvl 1, The Six Kingdoms of Talia
but are severely allergic to water and-so must never accidentally tunnel into a lake, ocean et cetera.
I can fart nuclear fireballs
...Ehhh, whatever. It was a dumb idea anyways
It detonates within 5ft. of you, so in practice only once...
My lightning reflexes allow me to catch flies and mosquitos mid-air.
Lynn-Marie Verine-Wintercleaver, Human Bloodhunter - Adventures in Esyldien
Finan Caible, Human Bard - Joys of Balance
Yroc Grumbak, Orc Fighlock - Pizazz's ToA
Arell Peroan, Half-Elf Warlonk - Scattered Gods
ESC! | 10|33|5~
however they're disconcertingly drawn to you in great, flying swarms.
I have an IQ that's WAAAY OVER 9000!
...Ehhh, whatever. It was a dumb idea anyways
...But for every IQ point over 200 your lifespan is halved due to your brain overworking itself. You lived for 4 days total with that IQ, insufficient time to actually try and fix the problem, Perhaps someone should get some flowers for you.
I have the power to control every lamp in the universe.
It's either all on, or all off.
I can freely change my appearance into anything I want, at will
Lynn-Marie Verine-Wintercleaver, Human Bloodhunter - Adventures in Esyldien
Finan Caible, Human Bard - Joys of Balance
Yroc Grumbak, Orc Fighlock - Pizazz's ToA
Arell Peroan, Half-Elf Warlonk - Scattered Gods
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but can only do it when you are near will
I am a god
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
...but only the God of Itchy Noses.
I can instantly travel from any mailbox in the world to any other mailbox in the world.
Edeleth Treesong (Aldalire) Wood Elf Druid lvl 8 Talaveroth Sub 2
Last Tree Standing Tabaxi Ranger, Chef and Hoardsperson lvl 5, Company of the Dragon Team 1
Choir Kenku Cleric, Tempest Domain, lvl 11, Descent Into Avernus Test Drive
Poinki Goblin Paladin, Redemption, lvl 5, Tales from Talaveroth
Lyrika Nyx Satyr Bard lvl 1, The Six Kingdoms of Talia
By eating the first mailbox entirely, then you are teleported instantly, so the travel time is technically instant
My tolerance for spicy food is very high
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleasebut because of it,you have the urge to punch someone eating spicy food
I am goku
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
but you have an incurable, fatal heart disease
I make any object I can see rotate as I wish...
How to add tooltips on dndbeyond
...by one millimeter north, once per day.
I have the power of suggestion...
But you can only suggest people to frown, and only by screaming ”FROWN!” in their general direction
I have all of the powers of Koro-Sensei from Assassination Classroom
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseBut you Shape shift into a worm every day for 4 hours.
I have the power of being able to kill with word.
The Hammer of Enchantment
Everyone else has the power to powerpoint them back to life. (I'm sorry, I had to...)
I can command any animal to do my bidding
Lynn-Marie Verine-Wintercleaver, Human Bloodhunter - Adventures in Esyldien
Finan Caible, Human Bard - Joys of Balance
Yroc Grumbak, Orc Fighlock - Pizazz's ToA
Arell Peroan, Half-Elf Warlonk - Scattered Gods
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...but only on cute, fuzzy, harmless animals
I can hypnotize people via the internet and make thme do whatever I want...
Edit:(I meant to do it on the other one, but it still works)
But only on Saturdays.
I have the Power to summon devils from Hell...
The Hammer of Enchantment
But only- ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD
I have the strength of a fully grown Grizzly bear
Lynn-Marie Verine-Wintercleaver, Human Bloodhunter - Adventures in Esyldien
Finan Caible, Human Bard - Joys of Balance
Yroc Grumbak, Orc Fighlock - Pizazz's ToA
Arell Peroan, Half-Elf Warlonk - Scattered Gods
ESC! | 10|33|5~
Who has no muscles
I can fly and carry anything with me on my flight