Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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Hello everyone. I want to be a DM at some point, but the thing is, I have a lot of ideas. So, the game's rules are that I give you a scenario, and you try to derail it as hard as you can, and then the process repeats. After 5 derailments, there will be a new DM, chosen by the current DM.
You are in a room. Your hands are tied behind your back, and you can't see anything. In the distance you hear a gruff voice. "Alright, everything is going to plan, we have kidnapped the person Boss wanted us to kidnap. We just need to wait for him to arrive." The gruff voice said. You try to wiggle out, only for it to be futile. What do you do next?
I cast a subtle meteor swarm.
The gruff voice screams suddenly, before yeeting himself out a window. The person the voice was talking to follows suit. You smell the faint smell of smoke. Apparently, the rope that was used to tie you up has caught on fire. After a while, your hands are now free. Do you take off the blindfold, or do you do something else?
I start punching through the ground, attempting to get to the core of the world.
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
"I want to go to town to find a pet dragon, and if I can't I will kill the rogue"
first thing you should know about me: I exist
I play a warlock who is also a blacksmith who is also Irish on Mondays
You go to the town, and immediately everyone gets on their knees, and starts to worship you. Apparently, in this town, royalty are basically gods, and you're the missing princess. So when you ask for a pet Dragon, they immediately give you the cutest Dragon they could. What do you do now?
I expose the dragon to the Shadowfell and aging magic, turning it into a young red shadow dragon.
I use home brew nuke that insta-kills everything in a 500 mile radius and nothng can live there for 1000 years on myself in the town
Use the red dragon to burn the village down and use the villagers souls in exchange for releasing tiamat on to the world
I kill the dragon, kill myself, and kill Bob.
I cast my home-brew spell you totally accepted *I do the timewarp dance as I time travel forwards in time to after the nuke faded and nothing's living there* (I have the map needed to locate the missing princess)
Don't do thread necromancy guys...
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
thats the point of the thread, make it as derailed as possible