She rolled a big fat 1 (I love my dice luck) and Jon’s tentacles penetrated her...... skull. He sucked out her brain. Again.
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Started playing warhammer with him on the bar top.
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
And Jon reappears as a human! IN HIS THROAT! So he kills Graz’zt, and gains his power of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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He does not get the aids from his mother, but he does get the corona virus!
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Me too.
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
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“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
She tries to cut off his tentacles with her dagger with a 5 to hit
She rolled a big fat 1 (I love my dice luck) and Jon’s tentacles penetrated her...... skull. He sucked out her brain. Again.
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Jon then went to the bartender, and...
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
Started playing warhammer with him on the bar top.
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
The bartender crushed him with his Space Marines...
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
So Jon ate the bartender’s brain!
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
then, jon drank all the ale in the tavern and rolled a 3 +1 for his constitution saving throw. Jon is now heavily drunk.
So, he decides to go find him some whamen!
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Graz'zt appears, turns him into a goldfish, and---
An Assassin of Random
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"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
Chokes on him, accidentally dealing himself 194 choking damage...
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
And Jon reappears as a human! IN HIS THROAT! So he kills Graz’zt, and gains his power of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Then Geryon appears and congratulates Jon for killing Graz'zt!
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
jon, with his new powers, teleports behind geryon and stabs him in the back. jon then proceeds to kill everything that moves.
Including his mother... life is sad.
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
then he eats her corpse. he rolls a constitution saving throw. 11
He does not get the aids from his mother, but he does get the corona virus!
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
As well as Ebola, HIV, and Rabies.
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
then he tries to find a paladin to use cure disease on him. he rolls a 1