Suddenly, the love his life, jo momma, appeared and magically cured him of his diseases!
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
with no intentions in getting in trouble with the law he did the only thing he could think of. He baked her into various cakes ,and cupcakes as without any physical proof or witnesses who would prove him guilty of anything ,and on what grounds?
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Now with all his pastrys sold the only thing left to do now was to marvel in his clever plan. Except now he felt as if he needed a new hobby of sorts as he enjoyed something to do.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
So he took out his ceremonial dagger ,and began sacrificing the farmers of a farming planet. As he did he began chanting "blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne" and all that good stuff.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
As he sat there on the couch he decided become a couch potato which seemed a lot better than joining the imperial guard. Less likely to get ripped apart by a tyranid, tortured by dark eldar , stepped on by a tau battlesuit ,or face an endless sea of greenskins and their WAAAAGH!
But would you really not want to be tortured by the dark Eldar? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
As tempting as the idea of being turned into a hat you decided against it ,and besides you don't know any dark eldar anyways. Though you do have a phone ,and could possibly call up slaneesh and ask her about her "freaky" hobbies and junk so that's what John did.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
But he got reaaaaaallllllyyyyy weirded out tho, so he went back to watching Netflix.
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
It was a good 38+ hour binge, but now chuck is dead due to lack of nourishment.
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
NOPE
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
He will slowly waste away and die,
if not for...
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
Suddenly, the love his life, jo momma, appeared and magically cured him of his diseases!
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Unfortunately, since Jo Momma moved, Jon killed her. Then he went to the cake store.
with no intentions in getting in trouble with the law he did the only thing he could think of. He baked her into various cakes ,and cupcakes as without any physical proof or witnesses who would prove him guilty of anything ,and on what grounds?
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
he then traded these various pastrys for the cake (which was actually a dragon) that he had strived for for so long!
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
Now with all his pastrys sold the only thing left to do now was to marvel in his clever plan. Except now he felt as if he needed a new hobby of sorts as he enjoyed something to do.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
So, he got into warhammer 40k!
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
And met a beautiful maiden known only as Anne (specifically with an e)
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
John immediately fell in love with Anne. And then he tried to charm o fall in love with him
13 to charm vs 8 to resist (+2 because mind flayers are in style)
Edit: oh no.
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
(ah cool!)
So he took out his ceremonial dagger ,and began sacrificing the farmers of a farming planet. As he did he began chanting "blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne" and all that good stuff.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
But then his head exploded into a tentacled eyestalk, because he was a tzeentch supporter the whole time. And he didn’t even know it.....
but he still needed a pastime, so he got into binge watching she-ra on Netflix.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
As he sat there on the couch he decided become a couch potato which seemed a lot better than joining the imperial guard. Less likely to get ripped apart by a tyranid, tortured by dark eldar , stepped on by a tau battlesuit ,or face an endless sea of greenskins and their WAAAAGH!
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
But would you really not want to be tortured by the dark Eldar? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
As tempting as the idea of being turned into a hat you decided against it ,and besides you don't know any dark eldar anyways. Though you do have a phone ,and could possibly call up slaneesh and ask her about her "freaky" hobbies and junk so that's what John did.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
But he got reaaaaaallllllyyyyy weirded out tho, so he went back to watching Netflix.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
And decided to binge game of thrones with his bro, chuck.
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
It was a good 38+ hour binge, but now chuck is dead due to lack of nourishment.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
John decided to eat his new cake, as it's what chuck would have wanted.
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)