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John wanted to obtain the cake from the local bakery, but it was two hundred dollars. John knew this was a ludicrous price, but he had no other choice; he would begin his quest for money today.
What John didn't know was that this cake turned out to be a red dragon that had been polymorphed into a cake, which was why it was so expensive. But he had no way of knowing that, so he decided to perform some odd jobs in the hopes of getting two hundred dollars.
Dollars? What are those, you say? They're a unit of money that people use to pay for things. Why don't they just stick to gold pieces? I've never seen a quarterstaff on sale for anything but gold and silver and copper pieces! That question is beyond me and my studies... It is beyond me as well. I have never seen these ‘dollars’ in use before… You guys really don't know anything, do you? They're sort of like currency 2.0. If you wanna buy anything truly useful, you have to pay for it in dollars! So what does that mean for us? All I have are silver pieces. It means that we just ignore the existence of these unholy creations! I support that answer! Hooray! I think I'm going to be sick.
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Just as he is about to give up hope of being able to afford the cake, he walks into a junkyard where a young blonde girl is dancing. "What is wrong, my good sir?" she asks, noticing the distraught expression on his face.
The rules are simple: I type 2-3 sentences to start a story. The next poster continues the story by typing 2-3 sentences, and so on and so on. This continues until nobody does anything.
John wanted to obtain the cake from the local bakery, but it was two hundred dollars. John knew this was a ludicrous price, but he had no other choice; he would begin his quest for money today.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
What John didn't know was that this cake turned out to be a red dragon that had been polymorphed into a cake, which was why it was so expensive. But he had no way of knowing that, so he decided to perform some odd jobs in the hopes of getting two hundred dollars.
Dollars? What are those, you say?
They're a unit of money that people use to pay for things.
Why don't they just stick to gold pieces? I've never seen a quarterstaff on sale for anything but gold and silver and copper pieces!
That question is beyond me and my studies...
It is beyond me as well. I have never seen these ‘dollars’ in use before…
You guys really don't know anything, do you? They're sort of like currency 2.0. If you wanna buy anything truly useful, you have to pay for it in dollars!
So what does that mean for us? All I have are silver pieces.
It means that we just ignore the existence of these unholy creations!
I support that answer!
Hooray!
I think I'm going to be sick.
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen...
My magic items (from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
Just as he is about to give up hope of being able to afford the cake, he walks into a junkyard where a young blonde girl is dancing. "What is wrong, my good sir?" she asks, noticing the distraught expression on his face.
Seeing his oppirtunity, John responded-
"You dance beautifully. Would you teach me to dance? Perhaps I could be payed as a traveling door-to-door dance teacher."
You, you and you- panic. Everyone else- follow me.
The blonde girl replies, "No, I prefer to keep my dancing knowledge to myself. You may continue to watch me if you'd like however."
John sat and watched for hours on end. Then, suddenly, he got an idea!
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
He could memorize her dance and become a dancer like her. Then he could perform for money!
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
"Would it be okay if I grabbed something and came back later?" he asked, knowing he would need to write notes on the technique he was about to learn.
She saw through his plan and said very agnerly, "NO!!!" Then she teleported away. Then he decided to try taking out a loan from the bank.
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
He went to the bank. However, the banker he talked to was his ex, and so he failed at that, too.
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His ex chased him out of the bank with three bomb strapped to her chest and jumped of a helicopter made of pigs.
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he made a water landing and people thought he was performing and threw him money
"If you ever ask a wizard to list the books they've read recently, prepare to be there for a solid week. " - Original.
Grammar Cult
Bow down to Cats! (Cult of Cats)
Pieces of gold and silver were being flung at him. He was going to be so rich now.
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
The money cut him up so badly he had to spend it all to fix himself up
The cuts from the coins became infected with an alien fungus, that began slowly turning John into a disgusting mindflayer.
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
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Thankfully, mindflayers were in style that month.
He got all the hotties very quickly.
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
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But he was in love with the dancing girl.
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
So he asked her if he could use his tentacles.
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are: