Some time it talk really fast and a lot because I’m excited but nervous do you know what I. Mean I fell like I’m an Alien like blah blah blah but the real reason is I cut my bangs speaking of bang I have a dog who’s scared of fireworks so he was like woof woof woof and I wanted him to stop but still woof woof I wish he would stop making noises You know my teacher says I’m failing math but my words without taking a breath 200 words do talk to much anyways have you played the frozen sick it’s a good game but Stormwreck isle was much better runara was like boom and we lost the game but it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun how was your day
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My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
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Police: 091 What's your emergency ?? Me; I wanna report a car found in a praerie, and it sems abandoned. Police: Ok. download our APP and fill the report just there. If you need extra info about how to, just call us back
Me: * Performing the BIG FACEPALM
Also me: ............................... (( sometimes the humankind just needs a Vindicator ))
"I have a chicken, a fox and a sack of grain that I need to get across a river in a small boat."
Dispatcher: "Take the chicken across. (the fox wont eat the grain.) Then go back without the chicken. Take fox across. (the fox will eat the chicken unless you are there.) Take the chicken back. (the fox cant eat the chicken if it isnt there.) Take the sack of grain across. (the fox wont eat the grain.) Go back. Take the chicken across. (the chicken, fox, and grain are now on the other side of the river.)"
Dispatcher: "Now. Answer me this. What came first, the phoenix or the flame?"
"I have a chicken, a fox and a sack of grain that I need to get across a river in a small boat."
Dispatcher: "Take the chicken across. (the fox wont eat the grain.) Then go back without the chicken. Take fox across. (the fox will eat the chicken unless you are there.) Take the chicken back. (the fox cant eat the chicken if it isnt there.) Take the sack of grain across. (the fox wont eat the grain.) Go back. Take the chicken across. (the chicken, fox, and grain are now on the other side of the river.)"
Dispatcher: "Now. Answer me this. What came first, the phoenix or the flame?"
"Yes."
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911 what’s your emergency
Some time it talk really fast and a lot because I’m excited but nervous do you know what I. Mean I fell like I’m an Alien like blah blah blah but the real reason is I cut my bangs speaking of bang I have a dog who’s scared of fireworks so he was like woof woof woof and I wanted him to stop but still woof woof I wish he would stop making noises You know my teacher says I’m failing math but my words without taking a breath 200 words do talk to much anyways have you played the frozen sick it’s a good game but Stormwreck isle was much better runara was like boom and we lost the game but it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun how was your day
dispatcher *dial tone*
"911, what is your emergency"
"Hello, I want money"
"Sir. This is for emergency calls"
"oh..... *Sigh* GIVE ME YOUR MONEY NOW LADY OR I WILL CAST FIREBALL!!!!"
I have wrestled Hellhounds and I have slain dragons, but that one kobold killed me with a dagger!! A DAGGER!!!!
My Characters: Brug Gugvag, Elyceran,
911, what's your emergency?
Sir, the sun is too bright
See you in the afterlife!
Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: there's an alien
Dispatcher: what?
Me: an alien
Dispatcher: an alien?
Me: yes an alien
Dispatcher: I asked what's your emergency
Me: AN ALIEN ABDUCTED ME
Dispatcher: your definitely a prank caller. *Ends call*
Me: well (GP)
Alien: =`¥=®=[!++;&+2(_)')'!°=|=¥×÷®✓[¢{×€§®{
Me: I don't understand you
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911 whats your emergency?
This thread is sorta dead so im calling somebody to revive it
My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
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dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency?
Tessa: Cyn is going to massacre the Gala!
dispatcher: *hangs up*
J: did it work?
Tessa: no. I guess I'm going to be skinned now
"9-1-1. What's your emergency?"
"I have a chicken, a fox and a sack of grain that I need to get across a river in a small boat."
Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency ?
Me: uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dispatcher: yes?
Me: can I get uhhhhhh
Dispatcher: ends call
Me: I need the fire department- *realizes* (GP)
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That one guy: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: HeLp My MiMiC aTe To MaNy CrAyOnS AnD NoW It FaRtS RaInBoWs AnD PoOps WaX
That one guy: *hangs up*
Me: *calls again*
That one guy: 911 what's your emergency?
Me:
That one guy:
Me: *hangs up*
Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency
Me: someone's in the water
Dispatcher: are they drowning?
Me: no
Dispatcher: ends call
Me: who's going to call the police to get the kid with a shark fin on his back?
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( 3 days ago I found an abandoned car )
*calling*
Police: 091 What's your emergency ??
Me; I wanna report a car found in a praerie, and it sems abandoned.
Police: Ok. download our APP and fill the report just there. If you need extra info about how to, just call us back
Me: * Performing the BIG FACEPALM
Also me: ............................... (( sometimes the humankind just needs a Vindicator ))
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Dispatcher:911 what's your-
Me: the concert hall
Dispatcher: what about it?
Me: water fountain isn't working
Dispatcher: *ends call*
Me: *stands on concert hall seat* someone else call to fix the water fountain that flooded this place
Artise🖌️🎨
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Dispatcher: "Take the chicken across. (the fox wont eat the grain.) Then go back without the chicken. Take fox across. (the fox will eat the chicken unless you are there.) Take the chicken back. (the fox cant eat the chicken if it isnt there.) Take the sack of grain across. (the fox wont eat the grain.) Go back. Take the chicken across. (the chicken, fox, and grain are now on the other side of the river.)"
Dispatcher: "Now. Answer me this. What came first, the phoenix or the flame?"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
"Yes."
Artise🖌️🎨
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Has cars (cats) 🐱🐈🐈⬛😸😹😺😻😼😽😾😿🙀