Clone1 respawns in the quartz city, out of the action. Clone 2 reappears who-knows-where, but quickly portals here with a dim glow of cyan. Clone 2 and OriJOEnal smile, and both pump as much energy as they can feasibly spare without severe risk of bodily harm into the Absorption glyphs. Xanmes is on the ground, which means the glyphs don't even need to reach all that far to pull out every drop of energy he has (separated into like 20 rooms (which the nanobots are quickly expanding) of ice, meaning it definitely won't remain cognizant). this will be really useful! probably anyway!
Xanmes wails as his energy is drained, and begins to shrink as his power wanes. In the end, he takes the form of a shriveled old man. The old man looks pleadingly up at me, and I smile. I extend a hand toward the old man, and he reaches up to take it.
Then I snap my fingers.
Chains of black and red lightning bind the old man, and I whisper into his ear. "An eldritch being of immense power. Lovely. Let me tell you exactly what I am going to do to you. I will bleed you near dry, so that you are so close to death you wish that you were dead. Then, I will add you to my collection, where you will writhe for eternity, being bled nearly dry again and again until you finally expire. Then I will cast your lifeless body aside like the trash that it is, and never look back." I then bite into his neck, nearly draining him dry. Then I snap my fingers and a portal opens up. Through it countless poor souls can be seen writhing in pain. I wave my hand, and he is cast into the portal and put in a section labeled ELDER GODS. The portal closes, and I smile, my lips stained with eldritch blood.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I ask him wassup. meanwhile, clone1 returns and starts trying to understand the magical energy, while clone2 asks scientist-guy if he can buy the land on which my giant ice dome is (assuming that's not already bought from when i fortified part of the lab, if it is then clone2 goes to the homunculus and asks them how stuff's going.) Sidenote, what happened with the uploadmunculus? it was offline for a while, is it better now?
I buy the land. also, i retrieve the homunculus, and have it upload itself again so it can take over the universe for me like I wanted. this time, i upload it to a computer under my personal control instead. I ask the goblin if there was something it was wanting to say.
Pale with fear Goblin answered "The silent one...." pointing vaar corner of room, and there it stand a Wraith watching JOEbobobob with it's lifeless eyes........
I turn around and wave to the wraith. "Hi! What brings you to these parts? I'll have you know that if you fail to comply, I'll rend your soul from your... complete lack of a body and torment it until the end of time!"
I then pick up the dropped sandwich, dust if off, and take a shark-sized bite.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I cast a quick spell to keep the wraith from advancing on the goblin (ice snake to be specific. yes, it works on ghosts. somehow.) also, I was saying I re-upload the homunculus- the living one got switched to a body without the xanmes-bind while keeping its mind, remember?
Wraith tur to watch JOEbobobob with it's lifeless eyes and say "Master is coming, to get back what's rightfully..." suddenly wraith waid's away before it can say anything else, and everything started to go darker and darker untill it was like middle of night but whit black sun...
I ask the goblin 'sup (it was talking about something before, wasn't it?) , and have the homunculus-which, as established, has been freed from Xanmes- upload itself again, and have the uploadmunculus get to work controlling the nanotech for all the important stuff it can do... mostly making more nanotech.
Clone1 respawns in the quartz city, out of the action. Clone 2 reappears who-knows-where, but quickly portals here with a dim glow of cyan.
Clone 2 and OriJOEnal smile, and both pump as much energy as they can feasibly spare without severe risk of bodily harm into the Absorption glyphs. Xanmes is on the ground, which means the glyphs don't even need to reach all that far to pull out every drop of energy he has (separated into like 20 rooms (which the nanobots are quickly expanding) of ice, meaning it definitely won't remain cognizant). this will be really useful! probably anyway!
Xanmes wails as his energy is drained, and begins to shrink as his power wanes. In the end, he takes the form of a shriveled old man. The old man looks pleadingly up at me, and I smile. I extend a hand toward the old man, and he reaches up to take it.
Then I snap my fingers.
Chains of black and red lightning bind the old man, and I whisper into his ear. "An eldritch being of immense power. Lovely. Let me tell you exactly what I am going to do to you. I will bleed you near dry, so that you are so close to death you wish that you were dead. Then, I will add you to my collection, where you will writhe for eternity, being bled nearly dry again and again until you finally expire. Then I will cast your lifeless body aside like the trash that it is, and never look back." I then bite into his neck, nearly draining him dry. Then I snap my fingers and a portal opens up. Through it countless poor souls can be seen writhing in pain. I wave my hand, and he is cast into the portal and put in a section labeled ELDER GODS. The portal closes, and I smile, my lips stained with eldritch blood.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I offer him a sandwich. Who knows how long it's been since he's eaten?
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I ask him wassup. meanwhile, clone1 returns and starts trying to understand the magical energy, while clone2 asks scientist-guy if he can buy the land on which my giant ice dome is (assuming that's not already bought from when i fortified part of the lab, if it is then clone2 goes to the homunculus and asks them how stuff's going.)
Sidenote, what happened with the uploadmunculus? it was offline for a while, is it better now?
I buy the land. also, i retrieve the homunculus, and have it upload itself again so it can take over the universe for me like I wanted. this time, i upload it to a computer under my personal control instead.
I ask the goblin if there was something it was wanting to say.
Pale with fear Goblin answered "The silent one...." pointing vaar corner of room, and there it stand a Wraith watching JOEbobobob with it's lifeless eyes........
I turn around and wave to the wraith. "Hi! What brings you to these parts? I'll have you know that if you fail to comply, I'll rend your soul from your... complete lack of a body and torment it until the end of time!"
I then pick up the dropped sandwich, dust if off, and take a shark-sized bite.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I cast a quick spell to keep the wraith from advancing on the goblin (ice snake to be specific. yes, it works on ghosts. somehow.)
also, I was saying I re-upload the homunculus- the living one got switched to a body without the xanmes-bind while keeping its mind, remember?
I pull a tube of something white out of my pack and chuck it to the wraith.
"Sunscreen! I mean seriously, how did you not come up with this already? It screens you from the sun. It's in the name."
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Wraith tur to watch JOEbobobob with it's lifeless eyes and say "Master is coming, to get back what's rightfully..." suddenly wraith waid's away before it can say anything else, and everything started to go darker and darker untill it was like middle of night but whit black sun...
I ask the goblin 'sup (it was talking about something before, wasn't it?) , and have the homunculus-which, as established, has been freed from Xanmes- upload itself again, and have the uploadmunculus get to work controlling the nanotech for all the important stuff it can do... mostly making more nanotech.
is this in a coma?
next season: JOEbobobob And Coma?.......