The nearly invincible inkbeast will destroy you. You may use any spells, and start at any time, so anyone can join in.
Inkbeast - 500 HP
You may attack the Inkbeast with the strongest spells you can find... but you can't be assured that they will work. Furthermore, any spells that do work, the Inkbeast will gain resistance to.
A giggling, mad Warlock, forever changed due to his pact with devils, murmurs his eldritch blast words of power, and fires it at the inkbeast, cackling, and unknowing of his probable fate against the monster.
The Inkbeast has to use a shield to block it, but the Eldrich Blast fades away. Once it is done blocking, it summons an Aboleth to distract you.
A cheerful gnome wizard giggles and waves her hands. The light from the sun splits into different colors, forming a spherical rainbow barrier between the inkbeast and all it threatens.
In other words, I cast Prismatic Wall. Look it up. Most powerful 9th level spell.
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A very, very, very, very, very, very, hangry barbarian says to himself "I want some Inkbeast meat" charges the Inkbeast with a +3 Battleaxe, and rolls a 16
The nearly invincible inkbeast will destroy you. You may use any spells, and start at any time, so anyone can join in.
Inkbeast - 500 HP
You may attack the Inkbeast with the strongest spells you can find... but you can't be assured that they will work. Furthermore, any spells that do work, the Inkbeast will gain resistance to.
Have fun!!!!
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Z- InvisibleZ, whoever he is, is invisible, so be careful.Hail the Log Gods.
The most powerful wizard of the realm murmers an incantion of power wishing the Inkbeast to reduce its HP maximum by half
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I use wish to wish for my wishes to never go wrong, and then I wish for the inkbeast to explode and die horribly.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Half-Orc Warlock does storm of vengance
I take a giant quill and plunge it into the ink beast and start writing.
I throw a fireball at the inkbeast
I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
I show my brothers face to the ink beast :)
A cheerful gnome wizard giggles and waves her hands. The light from the sun splits into different colors, forming a spherical rainbow barrier between the inkbeast and all it threatens.
In other words, I cast Prismatic Wall. Look it up. Most powerful 9th level spell.
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A very, very, very, very, very, very, hangry barbarian says to himself "I want some Inkbeast meat" charges the Inkbeast with a +3 Battleaxe, and rolls a 16
(Oh, and by the way, his Strength is thirty)
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a cow casts true polymorph onto it, turning it into a pink rock. (cows aren't playable, I know, sue me)
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I cast tasha's hideous laughter!
A rather unenthusiastic warlock casts wish and attempts to wish the inkbeast out of existance
I go to a alternate dimension were terasques are every ware and lead it to the ink beast and then teleport away
I cast true seeing to see what this z thing is.
i grab a gaint pen and ask some one to wish the ink beast in it