I am a D&D Beyond user who writes very long very heated posts when someone has an opinion i disagree with. I'm also a redditor and I don't have a job, how did you know?
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my name is not Bryce
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Congrats your son hates you
i’m your son and I hate you
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
i put you up for adoption
i just put you up for adoption
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
My mom adopts me
the woman you abandoned adopted your abandoned son
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
I abandon them a second time and buy McDonald's
I just abandoned my family and bought McDonald's
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
The McDonald’s worker knows who you are and shot you
i’m a McDonald’s worker who just shot a man
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
you get arrested
i am cop
my name is not Bryce
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Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
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You get arrested for taking bribes and letting the McDonald’s worker out of prison
i’m a McDonald’s worker on the run
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Ronald McDonald comes, and helps you escape the police
I am Ronald McDonald
my name is not Bryce
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Ronald McDonald unleashes his godly powers on the cops.
I am watching the true god demolish some cops.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Upon seeing the true god’s ultimate form you go blind
I start a Ronald McDonald cult
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
someone joins the cult, & shows Linklightoo's videos on Ronald McDonald in Rivals Of Aether.
I am a blind cultist showing videos to others.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
The cult sees you as a sacrifice and grinds you into burger meat
i ground a sacrifice into burger meat
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
You start a profitable burger business!
I want a burger
my name is not Bryce
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Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
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You get a burger made from human meat
i gave you a burger made of human meat
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
yum yum
i am soup
my name is not Bryce
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Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
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Someone eats said soup
i’m extra thicc
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
And I'm extra chonky
I'm extra chonky
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
And I’m extra thicc
i’m killing aliens because yes
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Nobody is
i’m just as confused :|
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
You do... nothing? Okay then
I am a D&D Beyond user who writes very long very heated posts when someone has an opinion i disagree with. I'm also a redditor and I don't have a job, how did you know?
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally