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No chance I am. 

The person below me is secretly a communist spy.

Your tag containing your "pronouns", is that real or a joke? I cant tell.

 I was just wondering the same thing

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TPBM 

Is (choose 1)

Not here

 

Lost

 

a fridge magnet.

Some random cow

 

 

 

 Yes.

The person below me enjoys grilling in the summer.

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I can neither confirm nor deny your accusation at this time.

The person below me will explain, in no less than 500 words, what a short giant is.

 Sure

A short giant is an unknown species not yet discovered by mankind. It is quite a spectacular occurrence that has appeared on multiple countries and continents on plants outside our solar system. The closest is approximately 1.2e+3.462x10* light years away and hosts many subspecies of short giants. A short giant has actually been seen on earth but ‘uncovered’ as a fake by the very influential science lab Area 51, this rare occurrence was known as big foot. He was the only short giant actually found on Earth writhing the couple million years that is has been around which makes it quite exceptional. He was sadly shot by a big game hunter with poor eyesight who mistook him for a bear, upon coming closer he realised it was an ‘ugly ape’ and chucked him in a lake somewhere in North Carolina. Anyway, short giants have been given many names and implemented into popular culture and folk law such as the Irish folklore, American folklore and is even sometimes recounted in European folklore. They have even been found to have reoccurring cameos in popular games such as Dungeons of Dragons and Calling Duties. While folklore and mythology often include tales of various mythical creatures and beings, it is crucial to distinguish between fictional stories and verifiable scientific facts, therefore a team of dedicated researchers and explorers, fascinated by the legends and reports of short giants, equipped with advanced technology and knowledge, was sent out the recover the corpse of this ‘short giant’ and document their findings, when they returned they all proudly showed them the corpse of a seal. They were then fired and went missing around Area 51. It appears short giants as they are known have shown magical abilities to manipulate people’s minds and thought processes as well as possessing extraordinary strength, resilience, and agility despite their smaller stature. Short giants have a rich and diverse culture, with various subraces inhabiting different regions across the galaxy. This may be why the scientist returned without anything. Although, this in itself contradicts itself as why wouldn’t big foot just do his magical stuff on the hunter. The answer is clear, this subspecies of short giant is known as a Sasquatch which have shown so far, no remarkable abilities and are only short giants in their stature. People have decided that they are more likely giant monky ape things but have given them the benefit of the doubt. These mythical beings often remain hidden from human eyes, dwelling in remote and secluded areas to protect their existence they are also located in remote and inaccessible areas, such as dense forests, deep caves, or secluded mountain ranges. However, occasional sightings and interactions have sparked both curiosity and fear among the lucky few humans who have uncovered this wonderful new species that is all too alien to them. In unknown alien planets as more encounters with short giants are recorded, it becomes apparent that they are a diverse species with various subspecies, each adapted to different environments. Some subraces are discovered living deep within dense forests, while others inhabit underground caverns or mountainous regions. Each subrace possesses unique abilities, skills, and cultural traits that make them distinct. 

Why did I do that? Took ages and had to use some ChatGPT and then write in word.

TPBM is surprised that I did that and is questioning my mental state. 

 

 Holy crap im in love with this

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I can neither confirm nor deny your accusation at this time.

The person below me will explain, in no less than 500 words, what a short giant is.

 Sure

A short giant is an unknown species not yet discovered by mankind. It is quite a spectacular occurrence that has appeared on multiple countries and continents on plants outside our solar system. The closest is approximately 1.2e+3.462x10* light years away and hosts many subspecies of short giants. A short giant has actually been seen on earth but ‘uncovered’ as a fake by the very influential science lab Area 51, this rare occurrence was known as big foot. He was the only short giant actually found on Earth writhing the couple million years that is has been around which makes it quite exceptional. He was sadly shot by a big game hunter with poor eyesight who mistook him for a bear, upon coming closer he realised it was an ‘ugly ape’ and chucked him in a lake somewhere in North Carolina. Anyway, short giants have been given many names and implemented into popular culture and folk law such as the Irish folklore, American folklore and is even sometimes recounted in European folklore. They have even been found to have reoccurring cameos in popular games such as Dungeons of Dragons and Calling Duties. While folklore and mythology often include tales of various mythical creatures and beings, it is crucial to distinguish between fictional stories and verifiable scientific facts, therefore a team of dedicated researchers and explorers, fascinated by the legends and reports of short giants, equipped with advanced technology and knowledge, was sent out the recover the corpse of this ‘short giant’ and document their findings, when they returned they all proudly showed them the corpse of a seal. They were then fired and went missing around Area 51. It appears short giants as they are known have shown magical abilities to manipulate people’s minds and thought processes as well as possessing extraordinary strength, resilience, and agility despite their smaller stature. Short giants have a rich and diverse culture, with various subraces inhabiting different regions across the galaxy. This may be why the scientist returned without anything. Although, this in itself contradicts itself as why wouldn’t big foot just do his magical stuff on the hunter. The answer is clear, this subspecies of short giant is known as a Sasquatch which have shown so far, no remarkable abilities and are only short giants in their stature. People have decided that they are more likely giant monky ape things but have given them the benefit of the doubt. These mythical beings often remain hidden from human eyes, dwelling in remote and secluded areas to protect their existence they are also located in remote and inaccessible areas, such as dense forests, deep caves, or secluded mountain ranges. However, occasional sightings and interactions have sparked both curiosity and fear among the lucky few humans who have uncovered this wonderful new species that is all too alien to them. In unknown alien planets as more encounters with short giants are recorded, it becomes apparent that they are a diverse species with various subspecies, each adapted to different environments. Some subraces are discovered living deep within dense forests, while others inhabit underground caverns or mountainous regions. Each subrace possesses unique abilities, skills, and cultural traits that make them distinct. 

Why did I do that? Took ages and had to use some ChatGPT and then write in word.

TPBM is surprised that I did that and is questioning my mental state. 

 

 Holy crap im in love with this

 Lol

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TPBM 

Is (choose 1)

Not here

 

Lost

 

a fridge magnet.

Some random cow

 

 

 

 Yes.

The person below me enjoys grilling in the summer.

 Indeed

TPBM classifies as a hipposaurus

Actually, I classify as hippasus.

TPBM enjoys breathing.

Why thank you. Living is my favorite thing besides consuming oxygen and carbon.

TPBM likes to pet random street animals.

I do not.

TPBM thinks Fey aren’t the best creature type.

Yes

TPBM thinks that chromatic dragons are cooler than metallic dragons

Yep

TPBM thinks that Tiamat is cooler than Bahamut.

Nah. I gotta go with the canary-man.

The person below me hasn't had a character die yet.

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Nah. I gotta go with the canary-man.

The person below me hasn't had a character die yet.

 ALL MY CHARACTERS SEEM TO DIE unless they're on a tavern, wdym?

TPBM is way too keen on long character names for their own good.

Yep, I had a Count Dexen of the Noble House of Lightpaw, that's too long.

TPBM likes to play Clerics

I've got an idea for one in the bank that I'd like to try out. But the campaign I tried it for fell apart and the IRL campaign I have already has a cleric of the same domain so I'd feel like I was trying to one-up my friend. So I guess the answer is yes with a caveat that I haven't been able to do it.

The person below me likes to play rangers. 

Nope, never played a ranger

TPBM has a lifesize cardboard Luke Skywalker

Nope. But I did have a toy lightsaber as a kid.

The person below me has stretched out their hand in hopes that they could use the force. 

Yep, you guessed it

TPBM prefers Star Wars to Star Trek

I'll say sure. But both are good.

The person below me likes TNG the best amongst the Treks.

Nope I’ve never heard of it 

the person below me is mad at me for not knowing what TNG the best amongst the Treks is