Indeed I can. I literally memorized the whole quote by Tim when meeting King Arthur!
"Ah, King Arthur! Yes, I know your name. There are some who call me... Tim. You seek the Holy Grail. Beneath us lie the caverns of Caerbannog, wherein, carved upon the very living stone, is a clue which shall lead you directly to your goal. But be warned, brave knights, for the entryway is guarded by a beast so foul, so cruel, that no man has yet fought it and lived. Cringe, you mortals, at the sight of- No- No, not behind the rabbit! It is the rabbit! ...Look, this is no ordinary rabbit! It's the most vicious, evil rodent you have ever set eyes upon! It's a killer! It won't just nibble your bum! It's got a vicious streak a mile wide! Look, I'm warning you..." *Carnage insues.* "Ah, not so brave now, are ya? Well, I warned you. But no, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it!? Oh, it's all the same. I always tell them, but they never, ever, everlisten!"
You're welcome.
The person below me cannot quote Monty Python from memory to the same level as I just did.
Edit: Crap, I took too long and three new posts showed up before mine! Ah, well, typing this out took too much work to just delete it all.
Indeed I can. I literally memorized the whole quote by Tim when meeting King Arthur!
"Ah, King Arthur! Yes, I know your name. There are some who call me... Tim. You seek the Holy Grail. Beneath us lie the caverns of Caerbannog, wherein, carved upon the very living stone, is a clue which shall lead you directly to your goal. But be warned, brave knights, for the entryway is guarded by a beast so foul, so cruel, that no man has yet fought it and lived. Cringe, you mortals, at the sight of- No- No, not behind the rabbit! It is the rabbit! ...Look, this is no ordinary rabbit! It's the most vicious, evil rodent you have ever set eyes upon! It's a killer! It won't just nibble your bum! It's got a vicious streak a mile wide! Look, I'm warning you..." *Carnage insues.* "Ah, not so brave now, are ya? Well, I warned you. But no, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it!? Oh, it's all the same. I always tell them, but they never, ever, ever listen!"
You're welcome.
The person below me cannot quote Monty Python from memory to the same level as I just did.
Edit: Crap, I took too long and three new posts showed up before mine! Ah, well, typing this out took too much work to just delete it all.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Very true.
The person below me read Pug's post in Time's voice.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
True. Nothic is cursed to be forever-ninja'd.
The person below is about to ninja Nothic. (Can we go 2 for 2?)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Nope.
The person below me has been to the Carribean.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Wrong. I'm an NZer
The person below me is someone who is seeking to end my brilliance.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Indeed, I very much do!
The person below me just ninja'd the person below them.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Me.
The person below me is Nikoli.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Nope lol
The person below me is taller than me.
True.
The person below me is nice.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Well, thanks! I try to be!
The person below me is a Nothic.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Nope.
The person below me actually is Nothic.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Still no.
The person below me might be Nothic.
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟
Nuh uh.
The person below me loathes modern art.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Like the stupid things like circles and lines? Or just blank colors? Yes.
The person below me likes the smell of rain
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
⌞╚════════════ Extended Signature ════════════╝⌟