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But it was no ordinary Tarrasque, it was actually 2 Tarrasques being dual wielded by Tiamat!
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That was when the Group were rescued by Bahamut dual wielding golden greatwyrms
I am also here.
Am snek.
Unfortunately, dual wielding was very inefficient, causing Tiamat and Bahamut to be stuck in endless battle.
As a result Amelia's party managed to sneak away
Fortunately, Amelia had a reassurance bucket, and the escape was not demoralizing.
Luckily for them Billy the Raccoon Druid knew the way to the local pub
Unfortunately, the local pub was ran by Tiamat, and she was away for some reason.
But she had asked Glasya to take over, and as such the party was served drinks by an Archdevil.
The drinks turned out to be Ol' Janx Spirit with absinthe and Monster because the archdevil had run out of the other ingredients.
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett
Billy the Goth Mommy Druid and Horlas the Fancy Boy Wood Elf both got very drunk and ended up in bed together, leaving Paladin Amelia and Jerry the Locathah to talk about their woes.
then they went to fight a dragon
The Topaz dragon just wanted to play a friendly game of Jenga.
Objection!
Finding new witnesses after the trial starts
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
The game of Jenga was really fun.
But it was no ordinary Tarrasque, it was actually 2 Tarrasques being dual wielded by Tiamat!
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
That was when the Group were rescued by Bahamut dual wielding golden greatwyrms
I am also here.
Am snek.
Unfortunately, dual wielding was very inefficient, causing Tiamat and Bahamut to be stuck in endless battle.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
As a result Amelia's party managed to sneak away
I am also here.
Am snek.
Fortunately, Amelia had a reassurance bucket, and the escape was not demoralizing.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
Luckily for them Billy the Raccoon Druid knew the way to the local pub
I am also here.
Am snek.
Unfortunately, the local pub was ran by Tiamat, and she was away for some reason.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
But she had asked Glasya to take over, and as such the party was served drinks by an Archdevil.
I am also here.
Am snek.
The drinks turned out to be Ol' Janx Spirit with absinthe and Monster because the archdevil had run out of the other ingredients.
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett
Billy the Goth Mommy Druid and Horlas the Fancy Boy Wood Elf both got very drunk and ended up in bed together, leaving Paladin Amelia and Jerry the Locathah to talk about their woes.
I am also here.
Am snek.
then they went to fight a dragon
The Topaz dragon just wanted to play a friendly game of Jenga.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
Objection!
Finding new witnesses after the trial starts
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
The game of Jenga was really fun.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court