The minotaur roared in triumph, but this attracted the attention of a band of three Hook Horrors, who all played music and cast vicious mockery until it died.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The Wizard runs into a group of "goblin-sized" fish with limbs (Kuo Toa)
At first the fish people hold their spears still, confused and unsure what is going on before a massive fireball burns them to ashes as well.
As the wizard claps, a silent poisoned arrow pierces him from behind through the chest, turning around as his vision feels foggy, a hooded archer holds a bow not too far away.
"if I could just cast one more..." as his knees collapse the wizard shakily reaches out with a single hand using the last of his life force to cast his fastest fireball yet. It booms as it unleashes fury on the hooded archer turning him to ash.
A small gnome silently watches, thinking "it looks like the victor, is the survivor" The gnome giggles to himself and walks past the ashes of everyone burned to check the pulse of the wizard. "DEAD, just as I thought" he says aloud to himself.
Which gets eaten by a tarasque who had 60 seconds of freedom
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Very simple. All you have to do is introduce your own creature with a scenario beating the previous poster's creature.
I'll start seriously. The flesh golem slowly moved forward down the corridor.
Only to be crushed by a mountain sized rat that sat on it
IKnOw Wh ere Y o u Li ve
I Real lY dO
Only to be eaten by slowly and ensnared by a bunch of giant spiders
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Only to have all of their legs removed by an axe-wielding minotaur
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
The minotaur roared in triumph, but this attracted the attention of a band of three Hook Horrors, who all played music and cast vicious mockery until it died.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The hook horrors are burnt to ash by a massive fireball from a wizard. The wizard claps his hands gleefully.
The Wizard runs into a group of "goblin-sized" fish with limbs (Kuo Toa)
At first the fish people hold their spears still, confused and unsure what is going on before a massive fireball burns them to ashes as well.
As the wizard claps, a silent poisoned arrow pierces him from behind through the chest, turning around as his vision feels foggy, a hooded archer holds a bow not too far away.
"if I could just cast one more..." as his knees collapse the wizard shakily reaches out with a single hand using the last of his life force to cast his fastest fireball yet. It booms as it unleashes fury on the hooded archer turning him to ash.
A small gnome silently watches, thinking "it looks like the victor, is the survivor" The gnome giggles to himself and walks past the ashes of everyone burned to check the pulse of the wizard. "DEAD, just as I thought" he says aloud to himself.
The small gnome gets stepped on by a mammoth who didn't know he was there and thought "Wow thats one squishy crunchy twig"
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
The mammoth gets torn apart by a passing white dragon, who was looking for lunch.
The dragon gets eaten by an even bigger, angrier dragon that was also looking for lunch.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Almost like a babushka doll scenario a larger dragon appears and attempts to kill it (you can decide whether or not it happens)
¯\_🤠_/¯
A level 20 fighter uses action surge and shoots 8 arrows of dragon slaying at it with a +3 longbow
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
He never saw the pit fiend, which tore him to shreds.
A solar sends its greatsword from behind cover to destroy the pit fiend
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
This does not go unnoticed by one singular goblin that throws a rock of banishing at the solar.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
A bulette comes from below and eats the goblin whole
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
A comically large wererat kills the bulette
¯\_🤠_/¯
A lich obliterated the wererat with dark magic
A fighter-paladin obliterates the lich with 4 max damage divine smites
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Which gets eaten by a tarasque who had 60 seconds of freedom
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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