Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy He/Him *smacks table* DRAGONS "You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe* * note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin- Black Dragonborn Ranger
Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy He/Him *smacks table* DRAGONS "You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe* * note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin- Black Dragonborn Ranger
It spits out a silver pear.
I feed it a silver pear.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out a bronze orange.
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Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
It spits out a copper carrot.
I feed it my awesome story.
Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy
He/Him
*smacks table* DRAGONS
"You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams
Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe*
* note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity
Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin - Black Dragonborn Ranger
It spits out all of the characters. They take a stage bow, and then jump back into the mimic, one by one.
I feed it my character concept.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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it spits out a min-maxed character sheet using that concept, a dice set, and a note telling you to DM for it.
i feed it an ork. and a goblin. plus some bread.
It spits out an orok, saying loudly "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"
I feed it Eregor.
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It spits out a Google search result for 'what is eregor'
I feed the mimic 4chan
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
It spits out Tumblr.
I feed it Critical Role.
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It spits out a script for one of Sam Reigel’s ads.
I feed it Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
It spits out a coconut.
I feed it an unladen African Swallow.
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It spits out a man with no arms and no legs yelling "I'LL BITE YOUR KNEES OFF!"
I feed the mimic my search history
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
It spits out![]()
I feed it my unfinished book, along with my finished (but not edited) book.
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It spits out a completed book series.
I feed it my character.
Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy
He/Him
*smacks table* DRAGONS
"You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams
Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe*
* note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity
Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin - Black Dragonborn Ranger
It spits out a dragon
I feed it said dragon
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out the bones of said dragon.
I feed it said bones.
I have no personality.
It spits out a backstory.
I feed it said backstory.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
I spits out a revised backstory where your parents are alive “shock!”
i feed it my childhood trama
It spits out a tragic backstory.
I feed it a cloak of the vind rune.
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Extended Signature
it spits out a dead flail snail.
I feed it the flail snails shell
N/A
It spits out a slug morningstar.
I feed it a fireball.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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