The Mimic turns into a 1995 portable computer with no battery.
I feed the Mimic all the UA we just lost on D&D Beyond, the dumber articles, the staff, the app, I basically feed the Mimic D&D Beyond and the WotC staff. MWA HA HA! We have apocalypse, because without D&D Beyond, there will be no response to this post, in which case I win.
It spits out all their homebrew, past present and future, that has been balanced perfectly and put into a book.
I feed the mimic my inability to think of something to feed to the mimic in the hopes of it disappearing.
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I feed the mimic my soul. Because it is now the lord of hell, doing so should cause me to become a warlock.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
It spits out your foot, which vanished a moment earlier.
I feed the mimic your foot.
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It spits out absolutely nothing. I don’t mean it doesn’t spit anything out, I mean it literally spits out a field of nothingness. It functions as a Sphere of Annihilation that can’t be controlled, and it’s aimed at your head.
I wait until the field of nothingness fully annihilates you, and then use powerful magic to make the mimic immune to it and feed it to the mimic.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
It spits out a nine foot pole. The pole is slightly thicker.
I feed the mimic a nine foot pole.
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The Mimic turns into a 1995 portable computer with no battery.
I feed the Mimic all the UA we just lost on D&D Beyond, the dumber articles, the staff, the app, I basically feed the Mimic D&D Beyond and the WotC staff. MWA HA HA! We have apocalypse, because without D&D Beyond, there will be no response to this post, in which case I win.
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The mimic spits D&D beyond and the WotC staff back out.
I feed the mimic Yamana_Eajii
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
It spits out all their homebrew, past present and future, that has been balanced perfectly and put into a book.
I feed the mimic my inability to think of something to feed to the mimic in the hopes of it disappearing.
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It spits out an inability to think up of loot to give back in hopes of you disappearing
I feed the mimic Asmodeus
It becomes lord of hell.
I feed the mimic my soul. Because it is now the lord of hell, doing so should cause me to become a warlock.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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You become a mindless slave and your soul is instead just devoured
I feed the mimic its tongue
It eats your tongue instead - you are speechless as it spits mad rhymes and lyrics to ice ice baby.
I feed the mimic 2 gnomes and a halfling.
I didn’t see what you did there.
It spits out a lucky, brave, ogre sized gnome.
I feed the mimic a lucky, brave ogre sized gnome.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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It spits out a variety of pointy hats.
I feed the Mimic a group of bards.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
It becomes a one mimic band and starts playing.
I feed the mimic a variety of pointy hats.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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The mimic impales the roof of its mouth with a hat.
I feed the mimic my hand.
It spits out your foot, which vanished a moment earlier.
I feed the mimic your foot.
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It spits out Myheadiss' hand. As you try to reattach it, you realize that it has swapped from a right hand to a left hand
I feed the mimic the DM of this campaign forcing us to feed the mimic with various miscellaneous objects
It spits out absolutely nothing. I don’t mean it doesn’t spit anything out, I mean it literally spits out a field of nothingness. It functions as a Sphere of Annihilation that can’t be controlled, and it’s aimed at your head.
I wait until the field of nothingness fully annihilates you, and then use powerful magic to make the mimic immune to it and feed it to the mimic.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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It spits out The Neverending story book.
I feed the Mimic with a barrel of white wine.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
The mimic happily eats the barrel and spits out the wine.
I feet the mimic a ten-foot pole.
It spits out a nine foot pole. The pole is slightly thicker.
I feed the mimic a nine foot pole.
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It spits out an 8 foot pole that is thicker
I feed it an 8 foot pole
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It spits out a 5 foot pole.
I feed the mimic a sword
it spits out a very large knife
I feed it those ultimate good and evil books whoms names i forgot
my name is not Bryce
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