My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I feed it a portable hole
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
It spits out a portable hole filler
I feed it a mast
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out a man-of-war
I feed it a mimic.
Funny quote from campaign, "The only thing you want to do is kill everything huh?"
"Thats right! (With lots of enthusiasm)"
It spits out a small encyclopedia of fishing
I feed it a snow globe
Definitely not a MindFlayer...
Goliath7723 is swagger
It slurps the snow globe a spits out a Turkey stomach Sandwich
Goliath7723 is poggers
Also I like Star Wars
I feed it a candy apple
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out an apple candy
I feed it a deck of cards
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out poker chips
I feed it a d20
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
it spits out the d20 and you get an 11
I feed it deez
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
It spits it back out, refusing your gift
I feed It an innocent bystander
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out quest loot
I feed it a severed dragon’s head
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out a very angry Tiamat
I feed It the monster manual
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It barfs out a miniature minion statue
I feed it a goliath7723
Definitely not a MindFlayer...
Goliath7723 is swagger
It spits out a meatball sub for some reason
i Feed it jevil
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out evil jello
I feed the mimic the matrix
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
It spits out mr. Smith
i feed it memes
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
it spits out laughter
I feed it opinions D&D Beyond users would disagree with
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
It spits out opinions they would agree with.
I feed it a nothic
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out a lich… run
I feed it magic mushrooms
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out the magic. You get high
I feed it my collection of anime body pillows
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally