Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
it does not like Kaneki Ken, giving you a youtube video about why Kaneki Ken is a bad guy, whoever he is.
i feed it that one guy the Indoraptor ate.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
it spits out pressurized air molecules that puncture your left kidney. you donated your right kidney to a hospital.
i feed the mimic plot armor.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
it spits back out an atom bomb. it doesn't explode, but it crushes you.
i feed it my first homebrew- Shadow elves.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
It spits out the peach, because it turns out I poisoned that as well
I feed It a third goblin, causing a goblin war with my party
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out a nice goblin, perfect to adopt.
I feed it a purple crab.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
It spits out a pink dolphin
I feed it a whale
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out a pink whale
I feed It the nice goblin (goblin number 4) after covering it with poison
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out all four goblins, offended that you would feed it it’s own gift
I feed it my dad’s shorts
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out a nuclear bomb.
I feed it uranium.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
It spits out a poison dart, hitting and killing you
I feed It 5 more goblins (total goblin count of 9 so far)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
As it turns out, the goblins are resisting, and the mimic spits all goblins back at you, cutting open your face
i feed it Kaneki Ken
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
it does not like Kaneki Ken, giving you a youtube video about why Kaneki Ken is a bad guy, whoever he is.
i feed it that one guy the Indoraptor ate.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
It spits out Ken Keneki
I feed it air.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
it spits out pressurized air molecules that puncture your left kidney. you donated your right kidney to a hospital.
i feed the mimic plot armor.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
It spits out the plot armor, as it already has too much
I feed It a dart, and tell it to spit it at someone
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It does, at you.
I feed it the essence of unlimited power
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
it spits back out an atom bomb. it doesn't explode, but it crushes you.
i feed it my first homebrew- Shadow elves.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
It spits out drow and shadar-kai, then tells you to just pick one of them instead
I feed it a balanced version of polymorph
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
it spits out the original version of polymorph.
i feed it advertisements.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
It starts saying said adverts
i feed it good music
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out what I'm listening to (Ghost and Pals)
I feed it lagtrain.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
It spits out Exorcism by Creep-P
i feed it Hyperdontia by ghost and creep-p
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out an unidentifiable blob.
I feed it NoiSilverheart.