It spits out and angered dragon who then tries to kill you all.
I feed it my notes of past campaigns.
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out gross chewed up black licorice, because nobody likes black licorice.
I feed it the monk class.
i am a human being.
It spits out fury strike
I feed it Elliott, for insulting my black licorice
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out elliott’s remains
I feed it a cake for dessert
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out black licorice, which I happily eat
I feed it kfc
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out chick-fil-a
I feed it pizza hut
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out dominoes
i feed it Costco’s food court food
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out Costco.
I feed it an airplane.
i am a human being.
It spits out a train
I feed it asdf memes
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
The mimic spits out a like button.
I feed the mimic a lantern that can call spirits back to their bodies.
This is my alt account from the Theren_Dotsk one.
I play the Gladiator Goliath Harveil Stormbreaker, the half-elf ranger Theren Dotsk, and the half-elf Warlock Albwin Greengrass in the Tavern at the End of the World.
"Know your enemy, know yourself." Sun Tzu, Art of War.
It spits out a pumpkin
I feed it a bunch of grapes
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out a glorious throne
I feed it a demon
It spits out a Demilich
i feed it 50000000 platinum
It spits you concentrated wealth
I feed it pages 144-145 of mordenkainen’s tome of foes
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
It spits out page 307 of America’s test kitchen’s cook book. Meatloaf
I feed it meatloaf
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
It spits out and angered dragon who then tries to kill you all.
I feed it my notes of past campaigns.
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
It spits out a wonderful story that brings tears to your eyes.
i feed it myself
It spits out your dnd beyond account
I feed it nothing
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
It eats you because it was starving
i feed it your dm
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It spits out ... Nothing!...
I feed the mimic a Vorpal Sword
it spits out the head of something inside it.
I feed it a gambler's blade.
i am a human being.