My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
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It spits out Persona 5 Royal.
I feed it arson.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
It curses
I scold it and feed it soap
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out the same bar of soap, but bigger. It hits you in the face.
I feed it the corrupt government in my campaign.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
It spits out a tarrasque that eats you and then disappears.
I feed the mimic my brother
It spits out your brother, but without his clothes.
I feed the mimic a spell scroll of delayed blast fireball.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
It blows up
I feed it a Venus flytrap
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It explodes and kills you, but revives itself again.
I feed it a iPhone 12
It spits out a giant fly
It spits out an iPhone 13.
I feed it an email.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
It spits out a response with a string of insults so bad that you feed yourself to it.
I feed it a Dell
It spits out a Technomancer.
I feed it a pineapple.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
It spits out a pine
I feed it an apple
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It spits out a pen.
I feed it a pen pineapple apple pen.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
It rolls its eyes.
I roll some eyes into its mouth.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It eats them.
It spits out beholder eye rays.
Pronouns: he/him/his.
My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
I feed it a beholder.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
it spit out a mechanical beholder
i feed it my cursed table of curses
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
It spits out a genuinely good thread that more people should check out.
I feed it a waffle.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
It spits out the waffle because it had no ketchup.
I feed the mimic a brick made of jelly
it spit out the jelly and said needs more hot sause
i feed it hotsause
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
It spits out an pancake.
I feed it an almond and an omen.
Pronouns: he/him/his.
My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote