I feed the mimic a dragon wearing a pride month t-shirt.
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I wonder blankly how they mimic teleported me into its mouth and then spat me out without even getting me wet, then feed my confusion to the mimic in the hopes that it’ll go away.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The mimic spits out a dragon wearing a pride month t-shirt
I feed the mimic this thread
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It spits out this needle.
I feed the mimic a dragon wearing a pride month t-shirt.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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It spits out you.
I feed it major corporations in June.
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It spits out small businesses in July.
I feed the mimic a platypus wearing a fez
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It spits out a man with a slouch in a pharmacist outfit.
I feed it Phinedroids and Ferbots.
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It spits out a Candroid
I feed the mimic an owlbear wearing a bikini
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It spits out a bikini wearing an Owlbear.
I wonder blankly how they mimic teleported me into its mouth and then spat me out without even getting me wet, then feed my confusion to the mimic in the hopes that it’ll go away.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The mimic eats devours you and your confusion simultaneously, as your confusion is a part of your mind.
I feed the mimic Eminem's latest album
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It spits out some swear-filled rap music.
I feed the mimic my screw.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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It spits out my wrench
I feed the mimic a bag of devouring
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It spits out a jar filled with what appears to be the swirling star-filled void of space. A note on the lid reads, “DO NOT OPEN.”
I feed it a glass bottle.
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The mimic spits out a pirate ship
I feed the mimic the letter "C"
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It spits out an ocean and you are immediately destroyed by quadrillions of gallons of water exploding outward from a single point.
I feed it the letter ‘S.’
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The Simic can now only be fed things starting with "s"
I feed the simic slytherin house
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It spits out a yuan-ti.
I feed it a slap.
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It spits out lego princess leia
I feed the mimic it's just desserts
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It spits out some cake. Enjoy.
I feed it the movie I just watched.
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It spits the desserts
I feed it chicken nuggets
It spits out gold nuggets.
I feed the mimic Vecna's hand
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It spits out Vecna’s eye. Gross.
I feed it Blackrazor.
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